Lockdown Ginger
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Last published Tue, Apr 28, 2020
( still in progress) A parody of the infamous 'knock down ginger' (the art of knocking on someone's door and bolting before they see you). This collection of comedy sketches focuses on the working class of Britain and their coping methods in these troubling times.
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