Love or Obsession? Yandere x Reader

SATIRE
NOT READY
Four transfer students and one insane best friend, all after the same prey. (Y/N) has a lot in store for her senior year.

EXCERPT:
"If you ask me, that sounds pretty toxic." His words... took me back. He's got it all wrong. Sure she scares me sometimes, but I can control her. Maybe that's not the right wording... Speak of the devil and she appears.

"Are you done flirting with my (Y/N)?" They both gave each other a deadly look. Gah, I hate this. The air is all stuffy now.

"Your (Y/N)? Last I checked, she was her own person." He glowered. Yeah, this is the part where I leave. I swiftly walked away, and as expected, Ara was at my heels. She made sure to mouth 'Mine' before leaving. I feel kind of bad for leaving that guy when he was trying to defend me, but that's what I do. Leave uncomfortable situations.

Supposed to be mainly satire.
Main Character's (your) name is (Y/N).