LISTS

PHOEBE PHENTON'S PROBLEMS:

1. She's a junior in a new high school 2. She was named Phoebe Phenton (see separate list of why being named Phoebe Phenton sucks)
3. Her mother finds the most random of things unethical
4. Her teacher asked her to join the school newspaper
5. Emily Wester is Editor-in-Chief of the school newspaper
6. Phoebe is madly in love with Emily Wester
7. Phoebe has never spoken to Emily Wester
8. Did she mention she's a closeted lesbian?

Bonus Problem:
9. The story of her awkward adventure through junior year is being told in a series of lists