SAY CHEESE
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MatureOngoing47m
Last published Fri, May 22, 2020
I suck at descriptions but please give me a chance
This is a fun and romantic book with a sassy heroine and a hot as hell or probably hot as how much your imagination could go guy.
Grayson
Bella Dora, sassy, sweet and a bit bad assy. Okay i take it back Bella Dora is not sweet she is just the devil's spawn but why is my heart beating for her even after she had beaten my ass up.
Bella Dora
That Cheese addicted shithead bugs the shit out of me but even after he inflated my boobs (PS:not a really good story) why do my heart beat so fast when I didn't even forgive him for it.
Join the crazy adventures of Bella Dora Vincent and Grayson Flynn who after being forced to being roommates , endure bad breaths caused by smelly cheese , play pranks to move the other out and finally last but not the least fall in love.
What's a romance novel without falling in love , hmm.
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