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~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven (Various! X Reader)~

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Reads 188,889
Votes 4,094
Parts 25
Time 1h 20m

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Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. 

Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are &lt;3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). 

(Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017)
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Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). 

And thank you for 100k reads! &lt;3 

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GFDI, Dave [ DaveKat ] by lcliita

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

You were Never Broken A Homestuck fanfic by KazaKurazumi

Your name is Sollux Captor, you just got into a matesprit with Eridan Ampora. But he's been kidnapped! You and your friends must save the stubborn, snarky, asshole of a troll. But will you get there in time is the question? Will Eridan still be the same after? This is alternate universe. They will still be trolls, be a OOC, and will attend school. And Kankri will shut the hell up. And we have 3 pairings! A look inside: "But I'm broken! They did horrible things to me, and I'll nevver be fixed! Wwhy wwould you evven wwant me?!" You heard Eridan scream, purple tears falling down his face. Karkat looks between you and Eridan, and looks hesitant to get between you two. "Becau2e, you were never broken iin the fiir2t place. II'll always want you. You're my mate2priit. And II'll 2how you that you're not broken and you don't need fixing." You say strongly walking towards him, cradling him in you chest, and smoldering him with affection. All rights go to Andrew Hussie.

She Doesn't Care . (Being Edited) by SarahJay

Follow the story of a girl named McKenzie during her high school experience, re-told years later, when she’s asked to explain her adolescence. McKenzie wasn’t such an ‘average’ teenager, even in her own generations’ eyes. She was the type of girl to party all day and night long, have casual sexual relationships with men years older than her, and do loads of drugs. On top of that, she had to deal with a family that hated her. McKenzie spent her teenage years with no one but herself, and the people inside her head. She had to live through every day pretending she was normal, when she knew she was so far past sane it was unbearable to even think about. How long does it take for a teenage girl that has to deal with all that, to crack? Join McKenzie on her journey of thinking back, and remembering everything she wants to forget.

Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) by 2olluxFuckiingCaptor

Dave Strider, now falling into a deep Depression, believes he has nothing to live for. Locking himself in his room and crying have become two of his few hobbies, and when he isn't alone, moping in his room, he's talking to Karkat Vantas. Karkat has been the only thing keeping him sane... and alive. But, there's something that Dave is completely oblivious to: Karkat has been in love with him for quite some time, and has yet to express how he truly feels. Not before long, Dave slowly begins to realize that maybe, just maybe, being more than friends is an option...

The Blood I Spill for You by ClickyPens

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leash, Dave has to face a whole new set of problems. Has our Cool Kid bitten off way more than he can chew? The story of an unlikely friendship formed from the cold ashes of the past and reaching for the stars. Follow the heart breaking, disturbing and beautiful story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Or A Homestuck AU where trolls are slaves to humans. The Condescension is galaxies away, humans conquered Alternia, and troll wrigglers are sent on ships as cargo, where they are "trained" on Earth and then sold. Warning: blood, nightmares, domestic abuse, etc. I don't wanna spoil it.

Seriously Ill Poetry (Davekat) by crystalline-baby

Karkat needs help in English class, and as it turns out, Dave Strider is all he's got. Typical. Fuck descriptions, just read it (please).

TWO DRUNK FUCKS by catherinethewilliams

Any party I go to, the plan has always been the same thing. Drink, get high, dance, make my friends stop me from doing something crazy like stripping in public, the list goes on. With my rusty red hair, I easily made the creatures with dicks flock all over me like I was their mama duck. In that area, there were three Fs I followed strictly by. Flirt. Fuck. Flee. Simple. Despite my friends never hesitated to name me an alcoholic, I made sure not to drink too much so that the moment dawn reached, I was gone. So they wouldn't have the opportunity to either want more, or beat me into leaving first. I cringed at the first one, and was terrified of the second. I hated being left alone so I did it to others. So tell me how on earth in all my twenty five years of being on this earth, I woke up with a stranger in my car? And of course, I wasn't alone. The little dimple faced dude from last night's party was in here too, by my side, and was... AWAKE. Plus he was grinning evilly at me. What the hell? And guess what was the first thing he said to me. "Who knew noble-births liked fucking in a parking lot? Nice tits by the way." SLAP! I found my palm on his cheek. My eyes widened when I realized I just hit one of the heirs of the S.S.I. This dimple-face could blow up my estate with one of his 'toys' people were comparing to the Tsar Bomba.

Hacked IInto my heart ( davesol ) by erisolshipper

DaveXSollux (Applebees) Sollux's parents died when he was young, leaving him and his adopted sister, Aradia to survive on their own. To survive, Sollux is a criminal. He hacks into bank systems, stealing all he can. Aradia, addicted to adventure and addicted to this new idea of stealing, make him go too far. They both end up running, but only one was able to get away.. Dave lived with his older brother Dirk. He was in love until Terezi broke his heart. Heart broken, Dave tries to calm down... Until he hears gunshots... Meeting a new face, and making a new friend.. Maybe possibly more than that? I don't own anything of Homestuck. Homestuck and its characters belong to Andrew Hussie, except for the idea of this fanfic. I hope you all enjoy!

Land or Water? by 2ollux_Captor_413

Sollux was by the ocean, sitting on the dock one day. He doesn't really have the greatest life on land, he was fired from his job, he needed money to pay rent for his apartment, he didn't have many friends, and things just didn't work out for him anymore. As he gets up to leave from the dock, he falls into the ocean, but then he's saved by some mystery person and when he finds out it was a merman who saved him, he becomes great friends with him and finds out that his name is Eridan. But then, Eridan's father disapproves of their friendship and does something horrible. Sollux then finds Eridan with tons of cuts and bruises all over him, on the beach and helps him out. He does all of this while keeping him secret from everyone else except for his best friend, Karkat. After some time, he realizes that he can't stay on land if he wants to keep Eridan safe. Sollux will have to choose whether to stay on land and look for a different way to help him, or to become a merman himself and live in the water for the rest of his life. Which will he choose? ----------------------------------------- I do not own the characters. Also, this is an erisol fanfic, that's merstuck. I'm sorry if it's shitty, but hey at least I tried! Anyway I hope you all like it!

A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] by iicantword2

Karkat Vantas. A very unpopular, short, and short-tempered troll. He tries desperately to make it through his first year in a human school, but with everyone still not fully accepting trolls added on with his so-called 'stupid' blood color, he can't find a single person who understands him, yet. Dave Strider. Maybe one of the most popular guys in the school. Nobody knows why he's always wearing those cool ironic shades of his, and most people want to find out. But Dave himself wants his eyes to stay hidden, and nobody else has ever seen them. He thinks that if anyone did, they would make fun of him and his good reputation would immediately disappear. The two, basically opposites, find that they actually might get along and relate to each other. But who knows what a simple sentence could do? (this is my second fanfic and the first homestuck one i've ever written so if the writing sucks don't judge! also none of the art is mine. ships included will most likely be johndave at the beginning, and throughout the fic theres gonna be erisol, rosemary, some jadenep, johndirk, and vrisrezi! if you don't like one or more of these ships deal with it.) (also both of the main sillies are trans if that changes anything. enjoy the fic!!!) (cover art by tgcg on tumblr)

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GFDI, Dave [ DaveKat ]

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?