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~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven (Various! X Reader)~

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Reads 188,878
Votes 4,094
Parts 25
Time 1h 20m

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Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. 

Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are &lt;3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). 

(Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017)
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Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). 

And thank you for 100k reads! &lt;3 

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Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) by 2olluxFuckiingCaptor

Dave Strider, now falling into a deep Depression, believes he has nothing to live for. Locking himself in his room and crying have become two of his few hobbies, and when he isn't alone, moping in his room, he's talking to Karkat Vantas. Karkat has been the only thing keeping him sane... and alive. But, there's something that Dave is completely oblivious to: Karkat has been in love with him for quite some time, and has yet to express how he truly feels. Not before long, Dave slowly begins to realize that maybe, just maybe, being more than friends is an option...

You were Never Broken A Homestuck fanfic by KazaKurazumi

Your name is Sollux Captor, you just got into a matesprit with Eridan Ampora. But he's been kidnapped! You and your friends must save the stubborn, snarky, asshole of a troll. But will you get there in time is the question? Will Eridan still be the same after? This is alternate universe. They will still be trolls, be a OOC, and will attend school. And Kankri will shut the hell up. And we have 3 pairings! A look inside: "But I'm broken! They did horrible things to me, and I'll nevver be fixed! Wwhy wwould you evven wwant me?!" You heard Eridan scream, purple tears falling down his face. Karkat looks between you and Eridan, and looks hesitant to get between you two. "Becau2e, you were never broken iin the fiir2t place. II'll always want you. You're my mate2priit. And II'll 2how you that you're not broken and you don't need fixing." You say strongly walking towards him, cradling him in you chest, and smoldering him with affection. All rights go to Andrew Hussie.

New in town (Eridan x Karkat) by Eridan_Ampora

Karkat Vantas Is an ordinary troll, until an extraordinary sea dweller comes and changes his life forever. Eridan is nothing like what Karkat had expected him to be. Problems are encountered, band eridan doesn't know what to choose. (This is my first legit fanfic that I've written down, and I have tons of Ideas for it. Read if you ship Eridan and Karkat, and leave me comments. I'd love to see what you think of it ❤ also, there may be mild smut. Nothing to hardcore though. Enjoy!!)

Hacked IInto my heart ( davesol ) by erisolshipper

DaveXSollux (Applebees) Sollux's parents died when he was young, leaving him and his adopted sister, Aradia to survive on their own. To survive, Sollux is a criminal. He hacks into bank systems, stealing all he can. Aradia, addicted to adventure and addicted to this new idea of stealing, make him go too far. They both end up running, but only one was able to get away.. Dave lived with his older brother Dirk. He was in love until Terezi broke his heart. Heart broken, Dave tries to calm down... Until he hears gunshots... Meeting a new face, and making a new friend.. Maybe possibly more than that? I don't own anything of Homestuck. Homestuck and its characters belong to Andrew Hussie, except for the idea of this fanfic. I hope you all enjoy!

Blue and Red (DaveJohn) by Gavala65

THIS IS LITERALLY ANCIENT YALL WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS please if you do read it, read with a grain of salt because it was started in 2015 Your name is John Egbert and you're perfectly content with being one of the only kids who has like, two friends, well three if you counted your "Best Internet Bro", TG. All seemed to be going its natural course when the new kid walks in, and he's been your best friend since 3rd grade. Your name is Dave Strider and you just moved to Washington. Your Bro said it would be better to live in a suburban area in fucking-cold-as-frozen-shitington rather than your apartment in Houston. Now, this wouldn't be as bad if all these snotty kids were smart enough to figure out your mute, or if they all knew ASL, but apparently there's only one kid in the entire fucking school who can understand you. Just your Best Internet Bro of course.

Smells Like Coffee ~ (Etho x Bdubs) by ThatOneWaterCat

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$My Happiness {DaveKat} by iznot_kit$

Just another story of Davekat (Dave Strider+Karkat Vantas) Or is it..? Dave Strider, the cool, ironic, kid with shades, has to help guide one of the new kids in school but it turns out to be an old friend. Karkat Vantas, the cute, crabby asshole has signed up for human school and is getting a 'guide' or whatever to help him get used to school. Well look who it turns out to be; Dave Strider. These two are in for a crazy ride.. read to find out more °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° This is a boyxboy story!! So if you don't like it please leave /!\WARNINGS/!\: 'mild' language (meaning a lot of cussing lol), bullying, triggers, and CUTE AS FUCK SHIT(eventually) May be other ships such as: Erisol, DirkxJake, Gamtav, Cronkri and slight Rosemary. More ships might come to view as the story goes on Notes: I do not own the Homestuck characters or any pictures, unless said otherwise. I do own the story line though. And just to clear this up, everyone who died comes back, so they aren't dead in this. Except the very oldest troll ancestors like the Summoner and the Grand Highblood, etc. Shoutouts to: Andrew Hussie!! For making the awesome Homestuck!! (Even if I cried a bit) And the creators of the pictures I use!! Thanks so much!!! °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° TAGS AND PLACES: #1 in Davekat on 12/12/'18 #1 in karkatvantas on 11/25/'18 #1 in davestrider on 10/25/'18 #1 in andrewhussie & hussie on 11/25/'18 #1 in Homestuck on 12/17/'18

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