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~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven (Various! X Reader)~

Reads 189,359
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Parts 25
Time 1h 20m

Reads 189,359
Votes 4,094
Parts 25
Time 1h 20m

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Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. 

Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are &lt;3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). 

(Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017)
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Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). 

And thank you for 100k reads! &lt;3 

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TWO DRUNK F_CKS by catherinethewilliams

Any party I go to, the plan has always been the same thing. Drink, get high, dance, make my friends stop me from doing something crazy like stripping in public, the list goes on. With my rusty red hair, I easily made the creatures with dicks flock all over me like I was their mama duck. In that area, there were three Fs I followed strictly by. Flirt. Fuck. Flee. Simple. Despite my friends never hesitated to name me an alcoholic, I made sure not to drink too much so that the moment dawn reached, I was gone. So they wouldn't have the opportunity to either want more, or beat me into leaving first. I cringed at the first one, and was terrified of the second. I hated being left alone so I did it to others. So tell me how on earth in all my twenty-seven years of being on this earth, I woke up with a stranger in my car? The little dimple faced dude from last night's gender reveal party was in here, by my side, and was... AWAKE. With the most disturbingly cynical smile I had ever laid my eyes on. What the hell? And guess what was the first thing he said to me. "Who knew noble-births liked fucking in a parking lot? Nice tits by the way." SLAP! I found my palm on his stunned cheek.

Bungou Stray Dogs x Male Reader Oneshots by savorysilence

Hello all! This is my first male reader oneshots book so I'm curious to see how this plays out. Despite the title saying "male" this is open to anyone who goes by any form of he/him pronouns. The stories may contain sensitive topics such as su!c!de, self harm, violence, blood, language, possible panic attacks, anxiety and more. There will be nothing insanely spicy. Enjoy!

Interspecies reviewers x reader lemons by finthecloudfinder

Update: I've kind of fallen out of this fandom, but I still love the characters. I'll try to update at least once a year ideas just aren't coming easy to me anymore and writing isn't as fun as it used to be. I learned it's easier for me to just focus on one character for my works, so I probably won't do something like this again. Note: I don't really do requests anymore sorry. It takes me forever to write, so I might do shorter ones if any at all A few lemons for our favorite group of reviewers and friends. (Reader is open to all species and genders in this) chapters will take a while, but they are pretty long. Also, the reader is generally female, but I do some gender neutral y/n too. (Zel and meidri are the only ones that have one with this as of now) In progress: demia and a surprise threesome

GFDI, Dave [ DaveKat ] by lcliita

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

Red (Davekat) by 2docisgod_69

Some Davekat cuz I was bored. Basically, Dave likes Karkat. He thinks there's nothing he can do about it, but during Summer Break (wow, so original) they get invited to stay at Eridan's because he has no friends (lol me). Some stuff ends up happening and... yeah... I suck at descriptions... (The title could refer to several things... I'll leave it up to you guys to decide) Also, there will probably be some Erisol and Cronkri in this. Oof I suck. Please read this. I swear the story is better then the description... probably... NONE OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE!!!

The Blood I Spill for You by ClickyPens

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leash, Dave has to face a whole new set of problems. Has our Cool Kid bitten off way more than he can chew? The story of an unlikely friendship formed from the cold ashes of the past and reaching for the stars. Follow the heart breaking, disturbing and beautiful story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Or A Homestuck AU where trolls are slaves to humans. The Condescension is galaxies away, humans conquered Alternia, and troll wrigglers are sent on ships as cargo, where they are "trained" on Earth and then sold. Warning: blood, nightmares, domestic abuse, etc. I don't wanna spoil it.

She Doesn't Care . (Being Edited) by SarahJay

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KuniAtsu oneshots by Happi9076

Hey so somehow I ended up here. I know that I said that •°Study Session°• was going to be my last work but somehow I ended up agreeing to do some oneshots soooooo yea. Also, if ur uncomfortable with reading smut then please do not read because, • There will be ❤️smut❤️ lots of it. And 💕Light Smut💕 like sexual tension, neck biting, smth like that. • There will be 🥰Fluff🥰 but probably not that much. • There will probably be no 💔angst💔 maybe but not much • Also, there is something else but I don't know what to call it, so I'll just be calling it 📝storyline📝 chapters where it's neither of the three that I mentioned above. When I post my first 📝storyline📝 chapter, I'm sure you guys will understand what I mean by it. I will be using emojis in the title of the chapter to tell you what type of chapter it is, for example ❤️spend the night❤️ means smut chapter. Also, I am very open to ideas given by my readers and if you do give me ideas, I will be sure to give you full credit for the basic storyline. 😊 Requests = open Anyways, please enjoy my oneshots! - Happi

Demigods x Reader Oneshots (no longer updating) by TheOneWithoutALife

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Its All Started As Child Play by jack_the_loser

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Demigods x Reader Oneshots (no longer updating) cover

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TWO DRUNK F_CKS

Any party I go to, the plan has always been the same thing. Drink, get high, dance, make my friends stop me from doing something crazy like stripping in public, the list goes on. With my rusty red hair, I easily made the creatures with dicks flock all over me like I was their mama duck. In that area, there were three Fs I followed strictly by. Flirt. Fuck. Flee. Simple. Despite my friends never hesitated to name me an alcoholic, I made sure not to drink too much so that the moment dawn reached, I was gone. So they wouldn't have the opportunity to either want more, or beat me into leaving first. I cringed at the first one, and was terrified of the second. I hated being left alone so I did it to others. So tell me how on earth in all my twenty-seven years of being on this earth, I woke up with a stranger in my car? The little dimple faced dude from last night's gender reveal party was in here, by my side, and was... AWAKE. With the most disturbingly cynical smile I had ever laid my eyes on. What the hell? And guess what was the first thing he said to me. "Who knew noble-births liked fucking in a parking lot? Nice tits by the way." SLAP! I found my palm on his stunned cheek.