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~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven (Various! X Reader)~

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Reads 188,894
Votes 4,094
Parts 25
Time 1h 20m

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Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. 

Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are &lt;3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). 

(Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017)
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Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). 

And thank you for 100k reads! &lt;3 

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Land or Water? by 2ollux_Captor_413

Sollux was by the ocean, sitting on the dock one day. He doesn't really have the greatest life on land, he was fired from his job, he needed money to pay rent for his apartment, he didn't have many friends, and things just didn't work out for him anymore. As he gets up to leave from the dock, he falls into the ocean, but then he's saved by some mystery person and when he finds out it was a merman who saved him, he becomes great friends with him and finds out that his name is Eridan. But then, Eridan's father disapproves of their friendship and does something horrible. Sollux then finds Eridan with tons of cuts and bruises all over him, on the beach and helps him out. He does all of this while keeping him secret from everyone else except for his best friend, Karkat. After some time, he realizes that he can't stay on land if he wants to keep Eridan safe. Sollux will have to choose whether to stay on land and look for a different way to help him, or to become a merman himself and live in the water for the rest of his life. Which will he choose? ----------------------------------------- I do not own the characters. Also, this is an erisol fanfic, that's merstuck. I'm sorry if it's shitty, but hey at least I tried! Anyway I hope you all like it!

Smells Like Coffee ~ (Etho x Bdubs) by ThatOneWaterCat

Hermitcraft Coffee Shop AU! Just some tired college students trying to swim through homework, take care of themselves, and maybe fall in love along the way? Etho x Bdubs, because what even is their ship name? Friends → rivals/enemies → friends again → lovers Slow burn, because I physically can't write anything else, and cozy vibes all throughout! (except maybe a splash of drama some places, but it ends cozy I promise) (Not IRL people of course!!! just their minecraft characters but in a real world-ish au.) And here's the old description because I think it's funny enough to keep somewhere at least. So uh- I should be writing another book until I finish one of my other ones huh? Well this was a dare, and if you think I'm going to give up on one of those, then clearly you don't me. So screw it! Etho x Bdubs, Frenemies/Rivals sort of, strangers to crushes to rivals to who even knows?! Obv no smut, and a Coffee shop AU because I'm a sucker for those and it's about time I write one of 'em. Welcome to hell! We have confusing schedules, undefined background relationships, and a full assed book with a plot line that's going about 100 pages slower than it was supposed to! Enjoy! (this is a threat! /j)

The Peacekeeper by KarkatVantabulous

When the final battle is won, Karkat gets mysteriously thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part? He was all alone. Six long years came and went and most of his friends accepted the fact that he was dead and moved on. However the ever omnipotent being that loves to fuck shit up brought Karkat back just as easily as it took him away. Now Karkat has learn how to live in a world that formed and grew without him while suffering the consequences of six years in another world. [[This is a remake of a fanfic I wrote in 2017, i hope you enjoy]]

Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) by 2olluxFuckiingCaptor

Dave Strider, now falling into a deep Depression, believes he has nothing to live for. Locking himself in his room and crying have become two of his few hobbies, and when he isn't alone, moping in his room, he's talking to Karkat Vantas. Karkat has been the only thing keeping him sane... and alive. But, there's something that Dave is completely oblivious to: Karkat has been in love with him for quite some time, and has yet to express how he truly feels. Not before long, Dave slowly begins to realize that maybe, just maybe, being more than friends is an option...

You were Never Broken A Homestuck fanfic by KazaKurazumi

Your name is Sollux Captor, you just got into a matesprit with Eridan Ampora. But he's been kidnapped! You and your friends must save the stubborn, snarky, asshole of a troll. But will you get there in time is the question? Will Eridan still be the same after? This is alternate universe. They will still be trolls, be a OOC, and will attend school. And Kankri will shut the hell up. And we have 3 pairings! A look inside: "But I'm broken! They did horrible things to me, and I'll nevver be fixed! Wwhy wwould you evven wwant me?!" You heard Eridan scream, purple tears falling down his face. Karkat looks between you and Eridan, and looks hesitant to get between you two. "Becau2e, you were never broken iin the fiir2t place. II'll always want you. You're my mate2priit. And II'll 2how you that you're not broken and you don't need fixing." You say strongly walking towards him, cradling him in you chest, and smoldering him with affection. All rights go to Andrew Hussie.

Not a Homosexual (Homestuck fanfic: DaveKat) by RainbowDragoOUO

Karkat is so bored that he could die because of it. His friend, Sollux, helps him with his problem. What Karkat knows is that Sollux is an ass. But what he doesn't know is his friend's help can make his life..less boring? (All the art here belong to their owners.) (Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. I do not own anything. I only own the story.) (This is my first fanfic and I hope it becomes a good one. I might suck though)

A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] by iicantword2

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Happy Little Pill by minty_garbage

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Land or Water?

Sollux was by the ocean, sitting on the dock one day. He doesn't really have the greatest life on land, he was fired from his job, he needed money to pay rent for his apartment, he didn't have many friends, and things just didn't work out for him anymore. As he gets up to leave from the dock, he falls into the ocean, but then he's saved by some mystery person and when he finds out it was a merman who saved him, he becomes great friends with him and finds out that his name is Eridan. But then, Eridan's father disapproves of their friendship and does something horrible. Sollux then finds Eridan with tons of cuts and bruises all over him, on the beach and helps him out. He does all of this while keeping him secret from everyone else except for his best friend, Karkat. After some time, he realizes that he can't stay on land if he wants to keep Eridan safe. Sollux will have to choose whether to stay on land and look for a different way to help him, or to become a merman himself and live in the water for the rest of his life. Which will he choose? ----------------------------------------- I do not own the characters. Also, this is an erisol fanfic, that's merstuck. I'm sorry if it's shitty, but hey at least I tried! Anyway I hope you all like it!