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Much ado about Nothing
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Complete, First published Aug 27, 2014
This is just a random, extremely short short story I wrote as a joke. I guess you could call it a political statement on the absurdity of society or expectations or expectations of society. Read it or don't read it, it's only 700 words or so. If you decide to read it and get some ideas out of it, well good for you!

PS. this is not an appropriation of Shakespeare.
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As the narrator, I'm tempted to simply write "Middle Finger" because that is essentially what you'll feel like I'm giving you in telling this story. However, for the sake of not being a complete dick, I'll write a little more than just a description of a disrespectful gesture. This story can aptly be described as crude and deranged. As you may have surmised, a crazy person will be telling this story, and the characters involved are indeed also all crazy in their own special ways. So, given this exercise in mental illness, the topics touched on (in no particular order) in this tale are destruction, death, superpowered wackos, torture, pain, loneliness, chaos, the will to survive, never giving up, giving up and not giving a shit, the desire to protect, failing to protect and causing more trouble than was already present, disappointing and/or abusive parental figures, bullies, unjust punishments, just punishments, racism, violent and usually superpowered fights, sci-fi gadgets, bitterness, sarcasm, twisted and demented comedy, control or lack thereof, weird and awkward high school drama, lies and brainwashing, alien aggression, moral ambiguity, unhinged villains, fantastical weapons, a piece of shit main character, conditional friendship, a fuck load of musical references, anger, fear, depression, extra-dimensional creatures, godly powers, various esoteric connections, pop culture references, and of course, in general, superpowers.
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This is my entry to @NutellaBS's contest, where the prompt was to write a one-shot about her OC and one of the writer's OCs. The maximum word count was arbitrarily set to 10,000, so I deigned to write a story with that many words, no matter how good it would turn out to be. As such, this contains about 2,000 words of my opinions on various sandwiches and 3,000 words of my opinions on all the characters in the Brawl Stars mobile game. The rest of it is barely-intruiging interactions between Nutella's OC and mine. TL;DR: This story is an insult to plot and was simply made to meet an arbitrary goal that I set for myself.