Crackhead Time: A Bakusquad x GN!Reader CrackFic/Textfic✔
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  • Reads 14,835
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Complete, First published May 01, 2020
Mature
Completed 
Warning: very bad abrupt ending


Living Bomb: AHHH THE ADS ARE LOOKING DOWN ON ME LET ME KILL THEM!!!!

Pikachu: bro calm down it's an ad-

Y/N:
......
Y/N:
He exploded his phone didn't he.

Shark Boi: yep. 

....................................

Pikachu:
IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!

Shark Boi:
Uh, what?
 ....

Mama Mina:
Ummm... Should we go help him? 

Y/N:
Ughhh but I made a bet with Katsuki that if I could beat him that he had to buy me something =>= 

Pikachu:
What's more important, winning a bet or saving your friend?

Y/N:
....
Y/N:
Is that a trick question

...........

Shark Boi: 
Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Mama Mina:
I'd feed you to Tokoyami

Y/N:
Wait- 

Tokoyami:
What no I eat regular food-

Bondage King:
Answer the question!
Would you eat Kiri if he was a worm!?

Tokoyami:
I already said no. Goodbye.

Shark Boi:
I feel insulted. Am I not a good enough worm?

..............

Living Bomb: 
Who took the fucking toilet

Shark Boi:
I dunno what you're talking about Bakugo...... 
.............

Y/N:
If I ate a battery what would happen?

Living Bomb:
(Y/N) what are you doing? 

Y/N:
Nothing... I'm just hanging out with Denki.

Living Bomb:
Dunce face I swear if you told her to eat a fucking battery-

Pikachu:
Um.... well... you see....




Warnings:
Inappropriate jokes
4th wall abuse
Severe language 

This is mostly a text fic but some chapters aren't 

Also a Denki x reader
And kiribaku

Enjoy :)

Started on: May 1 2020
Finished on: ?



Rankings:
#315 in bnhaxreader on May 4 2020
#1 in bakusquadxreader on June 16 2020
#56 in hanta on May 4 2020
#66 in hantasero on May 4 2020
#157 in bakusquad on June 1 2020
#680 in kaminari on May 3 2020
#537 in katsukibakugo on May 4 2020
#558 in denki on May 27 2020
#299 in denkikaminari on May 4 2020
#281 in sero on June 1 2020
#156 in minaashido on May 27 2020
#302 in eijirokirishima  on May 3 2020
#162 in eijiro on June 1 2020
#129 in ashido on May 27 2020
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