My Brother is my Hero

It's said that if you do a handstand while crying, that the tears won't fall. I've tested it, they still fall, but in the wrong direction and all the hard work of flipping yourself upside down is for nothing. I'd like to say I've only tried it once in my seventeen years, but that would be a lie. Each time, I flip myself over and try again. Maybe if I try hard enough they'll stay in one place.