Miraculous AU: Alcoholic Agreste

PG-13: Innapropriate language, Sexual jokes, Alcohol abuse. I don't own the characters, just they story. All characters belong to Jeremy Zag. Marinette and Adrien are a married couple. Marinette is a fashion designer and a secret police officer who her dispatcher named Tikki calls Ladybug, for she has black badges with a scarlet uniform, and a mask. Adrien is a model and secretly an alcoholic. His favorite bar is called Miraculous, and the only bartender is named Plagg. Adrien's drink of choice is called Claws Out, and to keep his addiction a secret, he goes by Chat Noir at the bar, except Plagg knows that he is Adrien. What will unfold in this crazy story?