Trigger Warning: heavy cursing, mild sexual jokes, and themes, alcohol, drugs, mentions of murder, suicide, themes of death, and Russians. Don't read if any of these make you uncomfortable. This is our (we're two idiots running an account and trying our best) first Wattpad story so don't expect very much of it lmao, this is probably gonna be really cringe-y... you've been warned. Also this is purely a CRACK fic. don't u dare take it seriously. three strangers decide to move in with each other, one sees ghosts, one is a witch, and the other.... really loves mac and cheese. Read their adventures as they try not to murder each other and get kicked out.