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earth vs venus ; ˢˢᵒ

TheOfficialVenus

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Reads 348
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Parts 11
Time <5 mins

TheOfficialVenus

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"OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD MEMES"

                                                                     ✨ [ solar officials ] ✨


in which I explain how I can beat earth's ass period - also just a crap-ton of memes and stupid things I found on the internet

- previous/leading ranks -

⭐ ? IN ? [00/00/2020]
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____________________

✨ DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

✨ BIG PHAT MEMES

✨ EARTH IS STILL FLAT SMHAll Rights Reserved

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