earth vs venus ; ˢˢᵒ
- Reads 360
- Votes 36
- Parts 11
"OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD MEMES"
✨ [ solar officials ] ✨
in which I explain how I can beat earth's ass period - also just a crap-ton of memes and stupid things I found on the internet
- previous/leading ranks -
⭐ ? IN ? [00/00/2020]
⭐ ? IN ? [00/00/2020]
⭐ ? IN ? [00/00/2020]
⭐ ? IN ? [00/00/2020]
____________________
✨ DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
✨ BIG PHAT MEMES
✨ EARTH IS STILL FLAT SMH
All Rights Reserved
#433
oof
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
GHE au !
Just Ghe au i guess? Also the first story ive ever written! ☆ #8 - idk July 17th 2024 #5 - earth July 25th 2024 Not me adding a description here: Iris, the planet from a whole other solarsystem, has gone mutating planets. Will the other planets of the solarsystem be able to get answers on how to cure their friends from the mutation or will Earth and Neptune die from it? Read to find out! God, thats horrible. Updating this description in 2025 here... this story sucks. So does my Solarballs gc one, but go ahead and still read it ig? If you're interested in soukoku or countryhuman oneshots go check those out on my profile🙏 Thanks!Complete
Solarballs Human AU
Hi! Welcome to the description! So this story is about my Solarballs Human AU which I like to to call The Solarballs 21st Century AU. I hope you enjoy it! And I apologise if my English is bad. (English isn't my first language) Warning!!!. This story will contain quite a lot of Edward (Earth) X Theia![𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 [SPINEL X FEM!READER]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/204331709-256-k69633.jpg)
𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 [SPINEL X FEM!READER]
[⚠️ extreme cringe warning: proceed at your own risk] ɪᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴅɪᴇᴅ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏsᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏʀᴍ-ᴍᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ....ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ. ♡ ♡ ♡ [sᴘɪɴᴇʟ x ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ♡ ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴀᴜ] [sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴏᴄᴛ. 27, 2019, 12:48 ᴀᴍ] [ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ: ᴊᴜʟʏ 15, 2020, 8:04 ᴀᴍ] ✖︎ 𝘚𝘞𝘌𝘈𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎 ✖︎ ♡ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛs ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ. sᴛᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʙᴇᴄᴄᴀ sᴜɢᴀʀ. ♡Complete
You wanna know my IQ? Well, let's find out.
My name is Triton, I have an IQ of...what? You thought I was going to reveal my IQ just like that, we'll get to that later. I went on a field trip to the Solar System Police department and accidentally sloved one their cases and now I work for them, as a consultant, in solving their cases when their monkey brains can't fucking solve for shit. Oh, I get paid for it too, at least I get something out of it. (Based around the new show High Potential, really good show. Will be based around the episodes. Trust me it's going to be a funny but also interesting (I hope) please enjoy!
𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚔.||A SOLAR BALLS AU||(STOP READING TS.) COMPLETED
He's sick of it. He's sick of all the torment. He's tired of you. You don't care though. You never did. After getting into an argument with Venus, he flees to the asteroid belt. Soon after everyone is asleep, he has the urge to murder Venus, to which he almost succeeds before wussing out. He then meets his imaginary companion. Mercury then murders with the his friends persuasion. Then again with the voices persuasion. His sanity becomes more dull as time passes. He's finally mustered up the courage to defend himself. Using the worst way possible. It's not his fault, it really isn't. ---- WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING. anyways umm Warning for gore, excessive description of decomposing for my sole purpose of enjoyment, vomit, EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTION OF MURDER, cannibalism,,,maybe and out of character mercury(HES going ballistic on everybody that's it) Solarballs 😝 HUMAN FORM BTW,, LIKE THEIR HUMAN LOOKING BUT R IN SPACE.Complete
Solar High
Just the entire Solar System is in High School, Full of Drama, Humor, Angst, Fluff and More!!! Enjoy!!!Complete
Just Ghe au i guess? Also the first story ive ever written! ☆ #8 - idk July 17th 2024 #5 - earth July 25th 2024 Not me adding a description here: Iris, the planet from a whole other solarsystem, has gone mutating planets. Will the other planets of the solarsystem be able to get answers on how to cure their friends from the mutation or will Earth and Neptune die from it? Read to find out! God, thats horrible. Updating this description in 2025 here... this story sucks. So does my Solarballs gc one, but go ahead and still read it ig? If you're interested in soukoku or countryhuman oneshots go check those out on my profile🙏 Thanks!
More detailsContent Guidelines