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Dark Humor

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Reads 82,631
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Parts 45
Time 7m

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A book of dark jokes for those who bear the darkest souls.All Rights Reserved

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Fight For This by -brendac

"We will win just like we always have" -- It's been thirteen years, thirteen years since the two youngest siblings of the Cavendish family were kidnapped. Castiel Miller Cavendish boss of the American Mafia had made a promise to his parents on their death bed that he will do whatever it takes to bring their youngest siblings back to their family. What will happen when they find them and see they aren't the same little kids they used to know? What have they been through these thirteen years? And will they be able to breakdown the walls they've built around themselves all these years? - Amethyst and Alec Remington have been on the run for the past four years. Always looking over their shoulder, enemies hiding behind the shadows, waiting to strike against them. They only trust each other in this world full of darkness and chaos but what happens when they realize they have a family out there looking for them. With threats and past memories hanging around their head, will they be able to trust their family?. Or Will they do what they do best? Run and survive. - A pending war, a test of survival, a family that would see their enemies tremble in their wake. Will the Cavendish family stay at the top or will their kingdom fall burning into nothing. 📍Updates Irregular

𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 | r.suna by leahrintarou

𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐲/𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫. 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: chatfic, fluff, mature language, random ass jokes, fem reader, 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 - 𝐑.𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 ߷ 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭: 6/2/21 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞: 12/13/22

Abused Little Mate by cxlol09

Aviana Dean wasn't loved since 6, she didn't know why but she didn't care she did as asked, abused everyday. What happens when one day the kick her out of her pack and she meets her mate Alpha. Ross Tyree Ross the most feared Alpha in all the land. His pack was built on ruthlessness and hardship. No rouge got on his land and made it alive for thirty seconds. What happens when the two are mate....

In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012) by HonorInTheRain

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.

The Bad Boy and My Cookie by ElaBearXx

I crossed my arms defiantly,"Listen here buddy, you either give back what's mine or we do this the hard way," I glared, my gaze not straying from his. That pack of cookies is mine and I'd be damned if I let it go without a fight. Without breaking eye contact, he let go of my pack of cookies letting it fall unto the ground before he gave it a harsh stomp. An amused expression crossed his face as he turned to look at me,"What are you gonna do about it tesoro?" He taunted. "I'd gladly show you," I sneered, before doing something that every typical female would do. Kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Highest Ranking: #1 in TeenFiction (9/26/2020) #1 in Jokes (11/16/2020) #1 in Skittles (2/13/2021) #1 in Cookies (3/4/21) This is the Rewritten Version of The Bad Boy and My Cookie. Copyright 2020 ©ElaBearXx. All Rights Reserved.

A Kingdom's Secrecy by heytheregisela

One comes from royalty, and one comes from poverty. Yet the same shadows follow them everywhere, leading them right to each other and their destiny. ***** Princess Elouise and Eldon are complete opposites who come from different areas of Aristol. Elouise's biggest worry is ensuring she lives up to her kingdom's expectations of a Queen. Eldon's biggest worry is how much food will be hunted for the week. So when Elouise awakens a magical ability and Eldon is beckoned to the capital by a disembodied voice, they realize there might be more to themselves than they believed. They are both the only two living souls with brown eyes, and they understand they were brought together for a reason. Unfortunately, there are people who know more about them than they do. These people are a cult who despise the royal family. They lurk in every corner, getting closer and closer. To make matters worse, the Kingdom of Aristol seems to hold more secrets than Elouise and Eldon can handle. (Book One of The Secrets of Aristol series.) Content warning: this story contains themes of violence, blood, and death.

Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)Completed💚 by Swal_Taw_May490

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The Beast by palepinkferriswheel

To the world he was a beast but for her he would do anything. He could have the world but all he wanted was her. They say the things we want most are the things we can't have. For she was so afraid of him that even the thought of him could have her running for the hills. Little did she know that she was the only one who didn't have to be afraid of him. Credits for the cover go to @Chatachino for the amazing cover.

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