Dark Humor - Omniscide - Wattpad

Dark Humor

Reads 83,197
Votes 3,547
Parts 45
Time 7m

Reads 83,197
Votes 3,547
Parts 45
Time 7m

dark funny gruesome jokes random

A book of dark jokes for those who bear the darkest souls.All Rights Reserved

dark funny gruesome jokes random

45 parts

Sign up to add Dark Humor to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Marco's true self (discontinued) by rubypine

Marco is not who everyone thinks he is. He's different in more then one way his hiding his true self. But he will soon reveal who he truly is during the blood moon ball when the spell ends and he tries to save star and tell her the truth but he ends up under the light of the moon with someone. In this story the blood moon ball will happen after eclipse and every thing and Marco lives in mewni with star.

အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား by lanni_ways

တစ်ပိုင်းချင်း စာပြန်စစ်ပြီး ပုံတွေ ပြန်ထည့်၊ ရှင်းပြထားတဲ့ မှတ်စုလေးတွေ ပြန်ထည့်ပြီး တင်ပေးပါမယ်ရှင်။ စိတ်ဝင်စားတဲ့စာဖတ်သူတွေအနေနဲ့ မပျက်ခင် ဖတ်ကြပါနော်။

Silence in Between by Balinsyana

Silence in Between follows Macey Jones, a nurse scarred by the tragedies of World War II. Amidst the chaos and relentless loss, she forms a deep, though unspoken, bond with Lieutenant Robert Quinn. Despite their connection, Quinn is lost to the ravages of war, and Macey is left to grapple with her profound regret and guilt. As Macey writes letters to Quinn-letters she knows he will never read-she seeks solace in the memories of a love that never had the chance to fully bloom. Her journey through grief, self-blame, and the haunting silence between them explores the fragile boundaries of duty and personal loss. In a poignant reflection on the impact of war and the enduring pain of unresolved emotions, Silence in Between captures the essence of a love lost to time and the quiet struggle to find peace in the midst of lingering sorrow.

Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.

لاتقارنين حبي لك بأي مخلوق انا حتى بغيابك احبك by Ot34828

فيصل بحده وعصبيه نطق: ان ماخذيتك وربيتك ماكون ولد محمد الوجد ببرود وعناد : ان مارفضتك ماكون بنت تركي ! تبدأ القصة لما الجد أجبر الوجد إنها تتحلى بالصبر والهدوء، وكأنها لازم تكون ضعيفة شخصية قدام الناس، خصوصًا في عزيمة كبيرة جمع فيها أهل الديرة. وسط العزيمة، زوجة صديق الجد "سماهر" قعدت تنتقد الوجد وتقلل منها بشكل واضح قدام الجميع. بس الوجد، قررت تدافع عن نفسها بكل قوتها، وانقلبت الطاولة على سماهر ومسحت بكرامتها الأرض. هذا التصرف أغضب الجد بشكل ما أحد يتوقعه، فقرر يعاقب الوجد بطريقته الخاصة، وفرض عليها الزواج من فيصل، المعروف بصلابته وقسوته. فيصل أول ما شاف الوجد، انبهر فيها وبأنوثتها اللافتة، وسمّاها من أول نظرة "أم فستان وردي". الوجد رفضت الزواج تمامًا، وما كانت مستعدة تخضع لقرار جدها أبدًا. وصل بها الأمر إنها تحبس نفسها في مخزن البيت، وتعلن العصيان بشكل غير مسبوق. فيصل، اللي كان واقف بعيد يراقب الوضع، حس إن الوجد في خطر حقيقي لو الجد أصر عليها أكثر. بطريقته المفاجئة، قرر فيصل يدخل البيت من الدريشة، وواجه الوجد في المخزن. رغم رفضها وخوفها منه، ساعدها تطلع وخبّاها عن عين جدها. لكن الجد ما هدأ، وزاد غضبه أكثر، وقرر يزوجها ولد خالها "مشاري"، المعروف بسمعته السيئة وسجله الأسود. هنا، فيصل أخذ

HELLHOUND - Supernatural by littledixonslight

IN WHICH, an infamous 'demonic pitbull' shifter changes her ways for the better and continues to grip onto the final strings of her humanity, unlike other demons that want her dead. And somehow, ends up in the arms of a certain hunter, who overtime finds it difficult to control himself around her after admitting that maybe.. not all demons deserve to be demons. -Forbidden Romance. [mid season 2 - onwards]

NICK NOSTALGIA by ReaderzVoice_Awards

Let's go back in time!! if you watched nickelodeon as a child, let's travel back in time 😙🤭❤️❤️❤️

Atheism VS Christianity by TaniaMckenzie

Read a debate between an Atheist and a Christian as we answer each other's questions and accusations. -Why we believe what we believe. -How did things begin? -Why would God allow evil to exist? -The God of the Bible agrees with slavery. -If God created everything, didn't He create evil? -What happened to the babies during the flood of Noah? And many, many more. "Kudos to you Mckenzie! I'm so glad to find another Christian so dedicated to apologetics." ~DarkPHOTON "Thanks a lot (both of you) for taking the time for this. I can learn a LOT from your debates." ~Buttertech Highest rank; truth: #163 out of 11.7K science: #865 out of 24.7K Christian: #80 out of 11K God: #107 out of 10.2K

Leah's Writer's Room by flowersforleah

Want to ask me questions? See my behind the scenes? Even see my upcoming story sneak peeks? Here you can request for a chapter read request as well as critique. There's even something better-talking to me about anything you want!

Extraterrestrial Me by kinghta_

In the midst of a life unmoored by turmoil and uncertainty, Eric, a gifted medical student, finds himself adrift in the shadow of his parents' fractured marriage. Struggling with the weight of depression and relentless anxiety, he seeks solace in a desperate prayer, yearning for guidance in a world that seems to offer none. But when the stillness of the night is broken by an enigmatic presence in his mirror, Eric's reality is irrevocably altered. The mysterious entity that appears before him offers cryptic counsel, in order to help him on a journey of self-discovery, hope, and finding the unexpected places where answers reside... A journey that promises to unravel the deepest mysteries of his heart. Most impressive rankings: #5 - hottie

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Marco's true self (discontinued) cover

အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား cover

Silence in Between cover

Wetherfall Academy cover

لاتقارنين حبي لك بأي مخلوق انا حتى بغيابك احبك cover

HELLHOUND - Supernatural cover

NICK NOSTALGIA cover

Atheism VS Christianity cover

Leah's Writer's Room cover

Extraterrestrial Me cover

Marco's true self (discontinued)

Marco is not who everyone thinks he is. He's different in more then one way his hiding his true self. But he will soon reveal who he truly is during the blood moon ball when the spell ends and he tries to save star and tell her the truth but he ends up under the light of the moon with someone. In this story the blood moon ball will happen after eclipse and every thing and Marco lives in mewni with star.