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Dark Humor

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A book of dark jokes for those who bear the darkest souls.All Rights Reserved

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Dark Poetry by Dark_Immortal_101

This is a book full of poetry I wrote myself, so I ask that no one steals it. As you can tell by the cover and the name it is dark so don't complain that I didn't warn you. Although I still write poetry and will update it, most of the poems are older and are from a darker time in my life. **In case your wondering, not all of the poems will be dark, some of them are relatively light. **

little wife by jadeberry99

18 ယောက်စုဖတ်ရတာမို့ အသက်မပြည့်သေးတဲ့ကလေးတွေမဖတ်ပါနဲ့

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 by lydiazstory

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 : Hatred. Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness. 🥇Academy - Jan 2025. 🥇Bdsmrelationship - Feb 2025

❝𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋❞ - 𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐥 𝐤𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐜 by LoonysLestrange

" I come alive when I hear your voice. " When the girl who's never found love is thrown into the captain position of a team competing in the biggest karate tournament in the world bumps into the captain of the team everybody wants to beat. While she's haunted by her own demons, she deals with the pressure of her past, he notices her from afar, wondering if she's hurt or dangerous. " It's a beautiful sound, it's a beautiful noise. " Started: November 18, 2024 Finished: Wordcount: (trigger warnings inside) (axel kovacevic x fem oc) (s6) (I only own my oc's and their storylines) #2 in axelkovacevic : 21.11.2024 #1 in axel : 26.11.2024 #1 in daniellarusso : 02.12.2024

His Queen by beccs3112

What happens when you and a stranger hold a "fake" wedding under the slide in St. Michaels playground when you were 7. 11 years later you receive a letter from the prince saying that your wedding was never fake. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Avery, a timid girl just recently turned 18. She has been accepted into the most prestigious college in the country, her and Gracie, her best friend are both going to study engineering . What happens when her whole world comes crashing down because of a fake wedding she held 11 years ago... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this is not my own plot I saw it on TikTok the @ is lillacxx please go follow them! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Updating whenever I feel the next chapter is good enough because i dont want to say ill update everyweek and then being in a rush and my work isn't as good as it could be! So please remember i am a human too and updating too often may influence my mental health! <3

Vision of Silence by billieismymommy24

Amalia Hera-born Amalia Romano-was stolen at the age of three, torn from a life of privilege as the heir to a powerful mafia dynasty. Fourteen years later, her family finds her, but the girl they remember is gone. In her place stands Scarlett, the world's deadliest assassin, a shadow no one suspects-except for two people who know the truth. Now, as Amalia navigates the dangerous world of the Romanos, she must face the family she doesn't trust, rebuild the broken bond with her twin sister, and protect the dark secret of who she's become. But in a world of loyalty and betrayal, will Amalia's hidden identity save her-or destroy her? -------- "You... you're Scarlett," he stammered, his voice barely more than a whisper. "They said... they said you were just a myth." "Funny," I replied, slowly advancing on him, my dagger raised, "I thought the same about fear... until I saw it on the faces of men like you." ---- 🥇Assassin -25/01/25 🥇twinsister -08/02/25 #4 mafiaprincess -02/02/25 #19 family -02/02/25 #23 reunion -02/02/25

Atheism VS Christianity by TaniaMckenzie

Read a debate between an Atheist and a Christian as we answer each other's questions and accusations. -Why we believe what we believe. -How did things begin? -Why would God allow evil to exist? -The God of the Bible agrees with slavery. -If God created everything, didn't He create evil? -What happened to the babies during the flood of Noah? And many, many more. "Kudos to you Mckenzie! I'm so glad to find another Christian so dedicated to apologetics." ~DarkPHOTON "Thanks a lot (both of you) for taking the time for this. I can learn a LOT from your debates." ~Buttertech Highest rank; truth: #163 out of 11.7K science: #865 out of 24.7K Christian: #80 out of 11K God: #107 out of 10.2K

ဦးရဲ့မဟေသီ (Complete) by Miathomas-085

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Leah's Writer's Room by flowersforleah

Want to ask me questions? See my behind the scenes? Even see my upcoming story sneak peeks? Here you can request for a chapter read request as well as critique. There's even something better-talking to me about anything you want!

Little Bella by SaRa_2_Ghostwriter

Mafia ; The word itself expresses fear , danger and mostly DEATH . What happens when one day the capo of the most feared mafia , Leonardo Russo , meets the little shy, smart and sweet Bella , who herself is a mystery . Bella is just like her name beautiful but this little miss sunshine's existence is enigma. Will this sunshine brighten the Russo world or will she remain an enigma ?? Let's grasp the story of Bella ( Russo's princess 😉 ) . #1 in lovable ♡♡ #1 in Older brothers ♡♡ #1 in father- daughter ♡♡ #1 in 3 years old ♡♡ #1 in lost daughter ♡♡ #1 in only daughter ♡♡ #1 in smart ♡♡

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Dark Poetry cover

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𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 cover

❝𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋❞ - 𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐥 𝐤𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐜 cover

His Queen cover

Vision of Silence cover

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ဦးရဲ့မဟေသီ (Complete) cover

Leah's Writer's Room cover

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Dark Poetry

This is a book full of poetry I wrote myself, so I ask that no one steals it. As you can tell by the cover and the name it is dark so don't complain that I didn't warn you. Although I still write poetry and will update it, most of the poems are older and are from a darker time in my life. In case your wondering, not all of the poems will be dark, some of them are relatively light.