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"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU WAKE UP JASON?!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"
"NIGGA WE WERE GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESE!"


Dajah, Keisha, and Jordyn are best friends who end up in random situations that commonly results in someone else's death. Follow these random scenarios and see how Jordyn is almost always the reason why they almost die.All Rights Reserved

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The Bad Boy Nerd

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