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I'm Reincarnated So F#@& ALL OF YOU!
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Ongoing, First published May 03, 2020
Mature
I wasn't raised normally. Or what'd you'd call normal in the twenty-first century.

I was told I had two purposes in life. Be a good wife and don't bring shame to our family.

Then when I turned nine I was engaged and to be married when I turned fourteen. Then sleep with my husband when I turned sixteen.

They tried to brainwash me and make me believe their s#*@.

But once I was exposed to the outside world I almost immediately planned my escape.

But all my attempts failed and years passed and I turned sixteen. I had to sleep with a man.

I closed my eyes and waited until it was over but before it even started the FBI saved me.

My life should've gotten better right? No, my whole life sucked and it still does.

I'm talked down to and pushed around all day every day. Then one day I snapped and my life did a complete one-eighty.

Yadda, yadda, I end up being shot at on a boat and kinda drowning in the ocean years later. 

Apparently, I was pitiable because next thing I know I'm standing in front of God who offers me reincarnation.

I accept, kind of, and I'm reincarnated into a baby. A hated baby. I lost all faith humanity that time.

But these people tried to step on me. Oh, HELL NO! So I decided to step on them instead and I gotta tell ya folks. It's amazin.

*The prolouge will be fairly long and I'm just doing this for enjoyment but I hope people enjoy it. Also I do not own anything except the story.*
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