Tales and Teachings by Prof. Klepper

Hello there, old chap.

It's been a good long while since you and I managed to sit down and chat. My fault. I'm sorry, friend.

Since the world went pear-shaped, the thought of my own mortality has certainly been weighing upon me. I've cheated death in the past, of course. Though, as it stands, I'm an old man. I'm coming up on my three-hundred-and-first birthday! I doubt I'll tell anyone, honestly. I think it'll be nice to celebrate silently, for once.

I thought, in the event that I do pass, I'll put my tales and teachings here. Then, I'll always be here to help you when you need me. Even if I die.