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short stories(computer generated)

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this is what happens when you get a computer to write a story.
some of these might make sense. most of them wont. lets just wait and see
this is just me joking around but some of these are actually pretty funny.Todos los derechos reservados

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Love Bites (boyxboy) de avery642

I remember them pushing me into a wall, I remember them kicking me and stepping on me, it got so bad that I couldn't even scream anymore, I remember them leaving me for dead, but I didn't stay that way. I've never been normal, I've never been the cool kid, the funny guy, the hot guy in 11th grade, I've always just been the weird, ugly, stupid, gay kid. Growing up in a small town was never a benefit for overly friendly Abel Crosswell, but what would he expect, being the only gay kid in his little high school. Even though Abel constantly got bullied for his unattractiveness, manipulated because of his kindness, and beat up because of his homosexuality, he constantly had a warm smile on his face. But there's only so much one boy can take, but after getting jumped and surviving, will an impending sickness just be the thing he needs to become a man, or will his new found thirst for blood and obsession with knowledge be the second death of him. "Curiosity killed the cat"

His Nerd Next Door de HoneyJewelz

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that would ultimately determine her social life, reputation, and mentality. Survive through highschool. How hard can it be right? ... WRONG!!!! She was reading in her room when she just decided to take one... Little... HARMLESS glance outside of her new bedroom window. But all of a sudden... BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There stood a half naked, greek god bad boy right before her very own eyes!! So you may ask, what do you do in a situation like this? SIMPLE. You squat down in the middle of your bedroom floor... Because that's obviously not embarrassing... And start doing ninja rolls from one side of the room to the window curtains going COMPLETELY UNNOTICED. Well... That is until you bang your head against the wall after doing a total of SIX slightly slanted ninja rolls right in front of your friendly... Still without clothes... Abs are present... Somewhat very sexy... Abs are still present... Okay really good looking... ABS I REPEAT ABS ON SHOW... Hot, sexy, and did I mention ab-delicious Neighbor Or to be more specific... Ashton Rider. Say goodbye to an unnoticed school year, and hello to the bad boy's world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book one in the T.B.B.B. (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series WARNING: Lots of typing mistakes!!! Read at your own risk!! Editing will be taken place when I find motivation!!! (Heh... about that....)

Kidnapping my kidnapper de lea_potato

Joe got kidnapped after a normal day in school for money. Well, he didn't actually, he kinda just tagged along with the kidnappers. I mean like, thats a normal thing to do if you're bored isn't it. He didn't plan to stay there too long, he could always call his people to pick him up like the kid he is. Even if you can't really see it, he is the second leader of a big mafia group. Well he just got lucky because his best friend is smart and did all this, but he sure makes use of his powers. After getting a bit bullied by the kidnappers and escaping, a man cought his eyes. The boss of this little kidpapper group. Why not taking him to their base? Funny thing. Kidnapping his own kidnapper. Kinda dumb though if you ask me.

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Short Sad Stories de RumoredAddict

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Her Life de xXKookieKatXx

""I guess so!" I started laughing too. I looked around and realized it's been forever since I've been here... We started eating and talking about school work when all of a sudden.. My phone goes off. I look at who the text is from. It's from mom. -Tara! Come home now!- -Why?!?!? What's up???- -It's Sammy!- -Alright! On my way!-" Tara's life is always how she wants it to be... that is, until a threat came to be. She already lost her father.. She doesn't know how much more she can take until she finally loses everything... Her Mom.. Her girlfriend.. even her best friend Sammy... Will it stop at just them.. or is the threat after her too?

Behind Closed Doors de Brooklyngirl1026

I never thought my life would be like this; trapped in a dark room and scared for my life. A blindfold was wrapped around my head, covering my eyes, making me completely blind and on high alert. My breathing was ragged and I could smell the mold that was most likely covering most of the room. My hands were tied behind my back, my feet tied together and I was sitting on the floor, propped up against a wall. I heard a slight shuffling across the room that was coming closer to me. I tried my hardest to keep my breathing under control to seem confident and fearless, but in reality, I was shitting my pants and squealing like a scared little girl on the inside. To say I was terrified was a drastic understatement. I was petrified, shaking with fear, but they were not going to know that. "Who are you?!" I demanded. If I was going to die, it would be with the name of my kidnapper. A voice boomed closely to me, "Well, if I told you that, this wouldn't be any fun." **************** Skylar James, a 24 year old girl, is kidnapped by a very well known gang who has a vendetta against her family. In an attempt to find light in her situation, she makes friends with one of the members. Logan Grant was forced into the gang at the young age of 16. He was abused until he became emotionless and ruthless, so that one day, he could rule the gang. Everything was going smoothly until Skylar is brought in. With a blindfold wrapped around her head, he instantly feels bad for her, though he cannot show it. Afraid of getting caught, he shows no emotion while others are around. Though, behind closed doors is a whole other story.

The Druglord's nerd de toxic_girl2002

~They say all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you~ "Whose gonna suspect the little nerd in the back, no one can even think of you doing it. Everyone will probably think you don't even know the definition of drugs let alone carry them, sweetheart" he said dangerously into my ears, "I have the FBI on my back, they have your picture" "I'm on Instagram too, so what??" "They're questioning what someone like me is doing with someone like you" I hissed at him He grinned and slid back on the seat looking at me "What are you doing with someone like me sweetheart??" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mia believed that she had it all planned out from the day she stepped foot into high school. Pass the years with flying colours... check Make it to senior year... check Graduate... check Go to her favourite college... check But getting dragged into a drug lords business was NOT on the list and she has no idea what to do. Poor 19 year old Mia, moves to Atlanta and lives with her mothers sister but having a hot gang leader in your class and moreover on your tail, is more than frightening She has no idea what to do when Rio montanna makes his move on the quiet nerd Whose going to suspect her? No-one

Yes, I am crazy de mf_queen48

I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)

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Love Bites (boyxboy)

I remember them pushing me into a wall, I remember them kicking me and stepping on me, it got so bad that I couldn't even scream anymore, I remember them leaving me for dead, but I didn't stay that way. I've never been normal, I've never been the cool kid, the funny guy, the hot guy in 11th grade, I've always just been the weird, ugly, stupid, gay kid. Growing up in a small town was never a benefit for overly friendly Abel Crosswell, but what would he expect, being the only gay kid in his little high school. Even though Abel constantly got bullied for his unattractiveness, manipulated because of his kindness, and beat up because of his homosexuality, he constantly had a warm smile on his face. But there's only so much one boy can take, but after getting jumped and surviving, will an impending sickness just be the thing he needs to become a man, or will his new found thirst for blood and obsession with knowledge be the second death of him. "Curiosity killed the cat"