You Have 51 Kids? (Statehumans)
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So...
America had fifty-one kids...
who knew?
Remember who we are talking about here, guys? Yep, America. And everyone knows he's a hard working single dad trying to keep his 51 kids safe and is running on fifteen hours of sleep in the past week, as well as keeping those kids hidden from the rest of society.
oh...
wait, no, no one knows that... my bad.
everyone only knows America as the lazy, irresponsible young adult that thinks his life is so hard as he's sitting on the couch watching Netflix in his mansion without a care in the world. He's late for meetings, always tired and hungry, is always hogging food at the grocery store, has bought every single fire extinguisher in town, and is ALWAYS complaining.
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DISCLAIMER: I wrote this in 7th grade. Only read this is you like to suffer in 2023 countryhuman fandom. xoxo, k America has 51 (psychotic) children to take care of and the only other person that knows is his half, Confederate. He's constantly late to meetings and falls asleep at them. The other countries just assume that America is a fat, lazy bum who sits at home and plays video games all night, but what happens when a big problem occurs and America is forced introduce his states and Confederate to the others? #1 ohio (2/4) #1 csa (3/1) #1 onlyinohio (4/2) #1 fifty (4/24) #1 50states (5/17) #2 america (6/17) #1 states (12/31) #1 dixie (3/23/24) Started 1/2/23 Ended 5/21/23 It rlly took me five months to write this garbage 💀Complete
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