You Have 51 Kids? (Statehumans)
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So...
America had fifty-one kids...
who knew?
Remember who we are talking about here, guys? Yep, America. And everyone knows he's a hard working single dad trying to keep his 51 kids safe and is running on fifteen hours of sleep in the past week, as well as keeping those kids hidden from the rest of society.
oh...
wait, no, no one knows that... my bad.
everyone only knows America as the lazy, irresponsible young adult that thinks his life is so hard as he's sitting on the couch watching Netflix in his mansion without a care in the world. He's late for meetings, always tired and hungry, is always hogging food at the grocery store, has bought every single fire extinguisher in town, and is ALWAYS complaining.
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