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F*cking cliché

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That ^
Okay I'm done joking around now.


A young agent, without the right requirements to be one, is put on a rather interesting and difficult case.
He needs to follow, listen in and find out what a young criminal is planning to do to the world. 
Like it isn't difficult enough already.. the villain is the most annoying dick around town, all he loves to do is toying around with people and making (sexual) jokes.
But he has a sweet side.. a side that our young hero loves to explore.. a side that maybe even makes him fall for him.

But who knows.. maybe if you read the title you'll know.


This book contains some obvious clichés, but not all the time, it's not a book listing all the clichés there are.

It includes swearwords so if you can't deal with that.. don't read this (:

Also the relationship is very toxic and full of red flags!

- Started writing: 5 May 2020
- Stopped writing: 6 July 2020All Rights Reserved

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