"Then he swept me off my feet". WAIT? HE!? 'Hey there, person who may be reading this, welcome to my life. let's start with the basics My name is Christian Gray... haha nope. my real name is Blane Mitchell and in my opinion I'm a pretty cool dude. I have a bunch of friends, go to the occasional party and am 100% straight... well I thought that until I met my prince charming.' Blane's just your typical teenage boy. goes to school, has a job and is a very outgoing and loving person. until he finds himself in one of the biggest pickles his life could ever bring to him.