How To Slay Pussy
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I will show you how to slay all the pussy in the universe with my amazingly godly experience in the Pussy Slaying Community with the help of; Danny Devito, an expert in the realms of Pussy Slaying. Ted, he's just Ted... don't fucking question why Ted is here, he just is. And me, Moe Lester, a hot and spicy sonofabitch who will bring the pussy and slay the pussy from 12 galaxies away, a Master in the Pussy Slaying Community as well as having a PHD in the art of 0fuks.
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In The End(*EDITING*)
Why is it so dark though? , am I blind? Damn, what if I am? "Bitch you isn't blind, open your eyes" I heard someone said. "How do you know what she's thinking?" "She's my other half, I know these shit, and right now I know she's wondering how the hell I woke up before her. I finally beat her at something, suck on that bitch" I stretched my hand out towards the voice and held on tight to his throat, "bitch let me go, you can't kill me, I'm too sexy to die!" they screamed. I turned my head, opened my eyes looking straight into David's eyes and gave him my most evil smirk, "Ahhhh, she's possessed, get out, get out of her, in the name and blood of Jesus, I command you evil spirit bitch, GET OUT OF HER" he screamed After the tragic loss of their family, Rose and David got sucked into a whole world they never knew about. Join them as they fight through obstacles and experience dangerous endeavors. Warning; contains mature scenes, excessive swearing. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!Complete![[𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒]⠀𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 - 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐯!𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/372677554-256-k667266.jpg)
[𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒]⠀𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 - 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐯!𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦
𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗆 • \𝖫𝖮𝖮𝖪-𝗂𝗓-𝗎𝗆\ • 𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗇. : 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮. 𝖣𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖽𝗂𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆, 𝖣𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗆𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾. 𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝖿𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 s𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒... 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗌? (𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) On a hiatus until summer and also working on the reboot version.
Reality of Reality|goodguyfitz¹
We have Calcium in our bones Iron in our veins Carbon in our souls and Nitrogen in our brains 93% stardust with souls made of Flames we are all just stars with people names a goodguyfitz fanfiction social media format (it's an experience) this is one of the funniest books I've ever written, and it's only funny to me because I have those spicy dad jokes you hear lowercase intended updated when I feel like it (probably once a week at some point) all credit @ me lol t.w. mentions of violence, drugs, alcohol, and other mature themes. read at your own risk, babies. there's def gonna be smut this time, guys, but it won't be too bad, I promise. p.s.a. people like to give me and other writers shit about oc books. leave it alone. it's my work and I want to share it because I put time and effort into it. I'm not here to please every individual person. my style of writing is just different from yours. ~negative comments will be deleted~ ~don't dm your hate, you pussies~ highest rankings #71 out of 1.99K in #misfits #91 out of 2.06K in #fitz #4 out of 452 in #socialmediastory reached 1K on 13/08/19 reached 2K on 20/09/19Complete
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"David? Pookie? Your name does not belong on this list. But you need to be here if I'm going to tell my story. If I'm going to explain why I did what I did. Because you aren't every other guy - you're different. You're good. And kind. And decent. And I didn't deserve to be with someone like you. I never did. I've ruined you. It was me and everything that's happened to me." When I heard this my feet fell from underneath me and I laid in the drive way lifeless. *WARNING: Mature themes such as self harm, depression, suicide, heart break, fake friends, rape and several other mature themes are mentioned through out the story*Complete
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"𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗲? 𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮." 𝗛𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗱𝗮𝗺'𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸. 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗽 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆- "𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶." "𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁.." 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱. "𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼." "𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱"- 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘄𝗮𝘆. 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘀𝘁. 𝗛𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻-"𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀." 𝗛𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝗮𝗿. 𝗪𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲.Complete
Why is it so dark though? , am I blind? Damn, what if I am? "Bitch you isn't blind, open your eyes" I heard someone said. "How do you know what she's thinking?" "She's my other half, I know these shit, and right now I know she's wondering how the hell I woke up before her. I finally beat her at something, suck on that bitch" I stretched my hand out towards the voice and held on tight to his throat, "bitch let me go, you can't kill me, I'm too sexy to die!" they screamed. I turned my head, opened my eyes looking straight into David's eyes and gave him my most evil smirk, "Ahhhh, she's possessed, get out, get out of her, in the name and blood of Jesus, I command you evil spirit bitch, GET OUT OF HER" he screamed After the tragic loss of their family, Rose and David got sucked into a whole world they never knew about. Join them as they fight through obstacles and experience dangerous endeavors. Warning; contains mature scenes, excessive swearing. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!
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