How To Slay Pussy
- Reads 95
- Votes 5
- Parts 2
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Jun 22, 2020
I will show you how to slay all the pussy in the universe with my amazingly godly experience in the Pussy Slaying Community with the help of; Danny Devito, an expert in the realms of Pussy Slaying. Ted, he's just Ted... don't fucking question why Ted is here, he just is. And me, Moe Lester, a hot and spicy sonofabitch who will bring the pussy and slay the pussy from 12 galaxies away, a Master in the Pussy Slaying Community as well as having a PHD in the art of 0fuks.
(CC) Attrib. NonComm. ShareAlike
#45
whyamiwritingthis
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Life's Partner// Thales Series#3✔️
All I wanted to do was change, change for the better. I just wanted to be a non-murdering, non-gangleader, non-player teenager but no. I just had to do things the hard way. Now I'm stuck in the chamber with a second generation demigod, who by the way calls me chicken, facing the past in real definition. Would it be so difficult to believe I was sent here by a titan? By the Roman Titan of Life. Yep and if by some chance I survive this, I'll have another crazy god/goddess, who's name I don't know, that wants to kill me for whatever reason. Yes just my life. Why couldn't I just be a normal teenage? 1) Death's Partner 2)Love's Partner 3)Life's PartnerComplete
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡
"𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗲? 𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮." 𝗛𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗱𝗮𝗺'𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗸. 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗽 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆- "𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶." "𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁.." 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱. "𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼." "𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱"- 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘄𝗮𝘆. 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘀𝘁. 𝗛𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻-"𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀." 𝗛𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝗮𝗿. 𝗪𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲.Complete
Missed Opportunities // Dan Howell x Reader
Info: - You're a 25 year old, female youtuber. Practically born into the YouTube community with your older brother being Phil Lester (30 yrs old). You currently are at 7 million subscribers. You make socially awkward, relatable, videos that seem to make people laugh. Plus, you sing and write your own song every now and then. You're bestfriends are the Suggs. You're moving in with Zoe and Joe down to London! This makes it easier to also see Phil and perhaps meet a very close friend of his... It might change your life forever RECENT EDIT** Im not going to update this anymore. Reading this story makes me cringe. Not trying to hate on my old techniques but Idk how it got this popular. I also just fell out of the fandom after Dan stopped uploading. I'm sorry. (DM me if u want to know how this story was supposed to end)Complete
☆ 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬|ˢˣˢ☆
𝙶𝚡𝙶 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 #𝟸 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟷𝟸/𝟸𝟼/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚢𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟷𝟸/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 [𝟷𝟸/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝚕 𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟷𝟸/𝟹𝟶/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟶𝟷/𝟶𝟸/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺]
adult beverly Marsh x fem reader
COMPLETED adult losers club! adult beverly marsh x fem reader!Complete
In The End(*EDITING*)
Why is it so dark though? , am I blind? Damn, what if I am? "Bitch you isn't blind, open your eyes" I heard someone said. "How do you know what she's thinking?" "She's my other half, I know these shit, and right now I know she's wondering how the hell I woke up before her. I finally beat her at something, suck on that bitch" I stretched my hand out towards the voice and held on tight to his throat, "bitch let me go, you can't kill me, I'm too sexy to die!" they screamed. I turned my head, opened my eyes looking straight into David's eyes and gave him my most evil smirk, "Ahhhh, she's possessed, get out, get out of her, in the name and blood of Jesus, I command you evil spirit bitch, GET OUT OF HER" he screamed After the tragic loss of their family, Rose and David got sucked into a whole world they never knew about. Join them as they fight through obstacles and experience dangerous endeavors. Warning; contains mature scenes, excessive swearing. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!Complete![[𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒]⠀𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 - 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐯!𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/372677554-256-k667266.jpg)
[𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒]⠀𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 - 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐯!𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦
𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗆 • \𝖫𝖮𝖮𝖪-𝗂𝗓-𝗎𝗆\ • 𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗇. : 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮. 𝖣𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖽𝗂𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆, 𝖣𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗆𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾. 𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝖿𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 s𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒... 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗌? (𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) On a hiatus until summer and also working on the reboot version.
Hidden Wedding |18+|
sʜʀɪʏᴀɴsʜ x ᴅʜʀɪsʜᴀ 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐡 𝐌𝐞𝐡𝐫𝐚 ╰┈┈➤ 𝙀𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝙟𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙪𝙗𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙠𝙤 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙤. 𝐃𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 ╰┈┈➤𝙀𝙠 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙞 𝙝𝙪 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩 𝙤 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢. ══✿══╡°˖✧🌸✧˖°╞══✿══
All I wanted to do was change, change for the better. I just wanted to be a non-murdering, non-gangleader, non-player teenager but no. I just had to do things the hard way. Now I'm stuck in the chamber with a second generation demigod, who by the way calls me chicken, facing the past in real definition. Would it be so difficult to believe I was sent here by a titan? By the Roman Titan of Life. Yep and if by some chance I survive this, I'll have another crazy god/goddess, who's name I don't know, that wants to kill me for whatever reason. Yes just my life. Why couldn't I just be a normal teenage? 1) Death's Partner 2)Love's Partner 3)Life's Partner
More detailsContent Guidelines