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Batjokes
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Ongoing, First published May 08, 2020
The joker ( I'm using Heath leagers version of him, just that the clown prince is pretty skinny and he has feminine curves, wich are covered up by his big ass coat /well that was long-/) unknowingly falls for his worst enemy. Batman. Oh, yeah, Joker ( aka Heath) also had brothers, injustices2 joker (Ij), suicide squad joker (Jared), And the joker from the LEGO Batman movie (Lj). 

Sooooo, I should probably explain my AU of the J bros. Their all from different universes, yes, and they usually meet up at their own void, just that it's not empty but it's kinda like a house. The only brothers that actually stay at the void are Ij and jared. Lj doesn't want to leave his bestie Harley alone and Heath just doesn't really like the void, he loves his brothers but they can be a hand full. So he has his own cozy little apartment in his world and usually wears a face mask to cover up his scars. He wears a hat or beanie too, because it's not every day that you see someone with green hair that also happens to be the same height as the joker- but his feminine curves hide the fact that he's a male so it's okay-

That right there was the longest description I've ever written, MAH GAWD-

(Oh yeah, before I forget my version of heaths joker absolutely LOVES knitted pullovers! He loves knitting as well, not something you'd expect from a phsycotic serial killer but ok- he also loves to play the piano and baking jUsT sAyInG-)

Also don't pull mah child's fluffy hair ( iTs ReAlLy FlIfFy DoE-) because it gives him dramatic backflashs of his childhood because- YA KNOW WHAT? JUST READ THE BOOK GODDAMMIT-


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