Hetalia Crackfic Adventure! (Featuring Reader-chan! *aka you*)

The Writer finds a magic book and starts writing crazy fan fiction in it, and is also unaware of it's magic until she get sucked into the book and trapped.
The Reader comes across a strange looking book one day on her way home from the library, it was on a bench just sitting there, so when she picked it up and took it home she decided to read it only to find that she too is now trapped in the book of madness, She comes across a Little Girl Named Megh-*Punches narrator in the face*
"DON'T YOU CALL ME LITTLE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BEAT YOU'RE FACE INTO YOUR SKULL YOU GOD DAMNED SON OF A B*TCH!!"
*notices you standing there*
"Oh! *Ahem* Hello~!"

(Y/n) looked down at Meghan. "You are a bit short.."
"I am 15 and still taller than Edward Elric and that's all that really matters.."

....
Then suddenly, ducks!
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