**DEBBY RYAN IS A MAN. NO FEMALE. FEMALE DEBBY RYAN NO ALLOWED. YOU FEMALE DEBBY? LEAVE AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.** Katie Kardashiondumbface is just your average 16 year old girl, going to school, breathing in oxygen, eating, drinking, consuming the flesh of her enemies every night, having a gay best friend, being white, single, quirky, unreasonably cringy with her choice of words and a forever alone virgin. Meanwhile, there is a prophecy going around school, that the sex of a ginger gang leader with initials that aren't specific but must be D.R, will be guaranteed to no longer make you a virgin and you'll succeed in irresistible charm that will force all the mortal subservients that you are attracted to to bow down before you and beg for your hand in marriage. Katie Kardashiondumb face is just a normal 16 year teenage 16 year old girl. She will never find love and will never have good things happen to her because she is so normally normal. ... unless? Highest rankings of this book that are very official and 100% common tags: take #46 lolol #94 tak #23 serious #388 coronavirus #532 debby #39 debbyryan #139
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