When You Poop on the Wrong Toilet
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Jergoli is a teenage girl with many problems. One of these, likes to be a living hell. She'd agree to this, and would only mumble, 'accurate'.
Jergoli likes to behave with rude manners, and invests all of her rage on her cousin, even though the story develops around her pretty much the entire time.
She despises pooping more than anything. She goes to the bathroom many times a day.
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