Well... That's a Wrong Number

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Reads 183,738
Votes 8,073
Parts 9
Time 1h 5m

Just a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :)
    
    
    (Wrong Number IronDad Fic)
    
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    Peter: YOU ASSHOLE
    
    ???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME
    ???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU
    
    Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW
    
    ???: Honestly, right now you could be any one. 
    ???: I piss off people on a daily basis. 
    
    Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?!
    
    ???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting 
    me dead than dollars in my pocket.
    ???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer 
    than any other bitch on this planet.
    
    Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd
    
    ???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted
    
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    I don't own the cover art because I'm not that skilled at anything and the characters aren't mine of course because I'm poor ;) And yes the smiles are added to try and make me seem nice :)All Rights Reserved

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Just a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :)
    
    
    (Wrong Number IronDad Fic)
    
    --
    
    Peter: YOU ASSHOLE
    
    ???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME
    ???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU
    
    Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW
    
    ???: Honestly, right now you could be any one. 
    ???: I piss off people on a daily basis. 
    
    Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?!
    
    ???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting 
    me dead than dollars in my pocket.
    ???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer 
    than any other bitch on this planet.
    
    Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd
    
    ???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted
    
    --
    
    I don't own the cover art because I'm not that skilled at anything and the characters aren't mine of course because I'm poor ;) And yes the smiles are added to try and make me seem nice :)

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