- Reads 12,469
- Votes 202
- Parts 54
- Time 14m
Complete, First published May 10, 2020
06/13/25 Hey, Author here Been awhile, got older and decided to archive this book in all its cringeworthy glory. At the time I wrote this book I was 12, Im starting college next year. This book has 12.2k views as of currently and because of that I feel it should be preserved instead of me just deleting it. Originally it had 77 chapters but Ive unpublished many chapters due to them having personal information or just being so flat out embarrassing I physically COULDNT leave them in. Might unpublish more chapters depending on if my tolerance for public self humiliation changes but Ive tried to keep this book as "originally authentic" as possible. To whoever has the misfortune of stumbling upon this book, i give you my best regards and wish you the best! Enjoy the genuine cringe and aura loss that REEKS from this monstrosity of a wattpad story. Take care of yourself -Author P (dont call me mika that was the name of my oc)All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Welcome!!Sun, May 10, 2020
- Not a picture just a updateThu, May 28, 2020
- A loooooooooooooong breakMon, Jun 29, 2020
- Changing the storyTue, Jun 30, 2020
- C r a i n e r d i e sTue, Jun 30, 2020
- Crainers caffeine streamTue, Jun 30, 2020
- Crainslug commentsTue, Jun 30, 2020
- Even more crainslug commentsTue, Jun 30, 2020
- Oh no.....Fri, Jul 10, 2020
- Out of context chimera (IMPORTENT)Thu, Jul 16, 2020
- BRITISH MAN LAYING DEAD WHILE BYSTANDERS DO NOTHING (totally not clickbait shh)Thu, Jul 23, 2020
- Crainer caffine stream but no josh this timeThu, Jul 30, 2020
- Slogoman exposedFri, Jul 31, 2020
- Please dont steal my art or copy or trace itTue, Aug 4, 2020
- CrainerFri, Aug 7, 2020
- HmmmmmSat, Aug 8, 2020
- WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING AAAAAAAASat, Aug 8, 2020
- Teto AGAINSat, Aug 8, 2020
- Jelly b e a n sSat, Aug 22, 2020
- Changing the coverTue, Aug 25, 2020
- I love democracyThu, Sep 10, 2020
- NANI A JELLY DOODLEThu, Sep 17, 2020
- The video is now in progress 😳Tue, Oct 6, 2020
- Wtf who asks these questionsWed, Oct 7, 2020
- Uhhhh..Wed, Oct 7, 2020
- I have a schedule now!! :DWed, Oct 7, 2020
- NANI IS IT FANFICTION TIMEThu, Oct 8, 2020
- IS HE THOUGHSat, Oct 10, 2020
- 😤Mon, Oct 12, 2020
- Last minute attempt to make me happyWed, Oct 14, 2020
- I can die happy nowWed, Oct 14, 2020
- I did it boysSat, Oct 17, 2020
- Look what i foundSat, Oct 17, 2020
- If crainer wont stream tommorw im ending this bookSun, Oct 18, 2020
- (AN) Yea i feel like its been a enternityTue, Oct 27, 2020
- If you ship crainer with anyone please read thisSun, Nov 1, 2020
- Redraw :0(fanart)Wed, Nov 4, 2020
- Aus Pt 1Thu, Nov 5, 2020
- Crainer back at it again beating the shit out of random peopleFri, Nov 6, 2020
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?Mon, Nov 9, 2020
- Crainer facts :DWed, Nov 11, 2020
- Lmao guys look what i madeFri, Nov 13, 2020
- Venting with the among meme formatFri, Nov 13, 2020
- I hate it hereThu, Nov 19, 2020
- THE BOOK HAS LAUNCHEDSun, Nov 22, 2020
- Bro wtfThu, Nov 26, 2020
- HmmmmSun, Dec 6, 2020
- One more thing btwMon, Dec 7, 2020
- Crainers birthday is tomorrowSat, Dec 12, 2020
- GUYS IM EXPOSING SOMEONESat, Dec 12, 2020
- WOAH UNEXPECTED VIDEO I UPLOADEDSat, Jan 23, 2021
- WIP FOR JELLY JELLY IN FNFMon, Feb 15, 2021
- Jelly W.I.P the sequelMon, Feb 15, 2021
- THE NEW BOOK IS OUTWed, Mar 3, 2021
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