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U_NEED_HOBI_WATER

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Time 1h 31m

U_NEED_HOBI_WATER

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Okay, the book cover says it all but I'm going to repeat it again. DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO DIE. My other books are completely fine so you can check those out. And have a nice day.

I'm on cracc at night okay- heehawwww


(You should consider yourself lucky to meet a holy Neptunese. Byeeeeee) 




And all the pictures' credits go to the rightful owners.

*flips hair dramatically*All Rights Reserved

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Murder drones Swap AU by XxPierced_PrincessxX

This is my first book and basically i will be recreating some scenes by adding different and new dialogue but most of the events will play out the same but at the same time differently. lol hope that makes somewhat sense. Strong language, crappy grammar (a lot of slangs and abbreviations) a drunk Z later on The pages will be around 1000 words(more or less) I made the cover art so pls dont judge my design of them Go check out my other stories :D actually maybe dont.. GONNA REMAKE THE COVER BTW :DD (fix or actually remake, depends on home situation like usual) other ongoing bs in this book are drawings, theories, yapping/thoughts still related to murder drones and just talking in general so trauma dump all you'd like :D feel free to say whatever tf u wanna say bc i like talking to ppl, requests, memes (I make no promises anymore but I do end up following requests after months and it def looks like a lazy ass bitchy move fr so im sorry if ive never fulfilled the requests in time or anything :[) Stuff ive head cannoned and just randomly added for the plot in the story Nick x Z duh (idk Z just sounds cooler than SD-U Jade x T (They are kinda gonna be like duncney without gwen *cough cough V *cough) Cyn and Nick as step sibilings (shoulda just done them as actual sibilings but whatev-) Jade as their half cousin (idky so dont ask y I did this) T and L as sibilings bc they be giving prepare for trouble and make it double vibes plus blond assholes Alice and Tessa as bi moms(Dont even ask, just do the math ig)

𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒 by missweetmisery

Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so I c a n Enjoy reading this garbage!! Don't forget to read Volumes I to XI as well! Don't just support me, support the rest of the HN gang as well *sharpens blade* That's a threat. *waves #teamroadtrip flag* - Mostly dark humor and mild swearing because I couldn't help myself. Nothing offensive though. ( On a side note don't literally take anything from this book seriously. It's for comical purposes only, just like dolphins aren't really evil! I take that back. They ARE. ) ( Plans to edit this so called summary later ) STARTED: May 13th, 2021 COMPLETED: November 7th, 2021

" 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕊♡𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤! " Yan[?] Solarballs × OC by Kiiwi_Star

The cover is made by me, ik it's crappy but I tried my best! Still, don't steal my art cause I worked so hard for it and if I find it somewhere out there I humbly request for you to delete it and if you want to use some of my art I'm sorry but I don't want my art used by anyone but me! I couldn't exactly get a good circle so I may or may not have taken a picture from Pinterest of Earth holding a sign, and just used that as a reference to draw a circle and a background because it was honestly just really easy! Ik it isn't often that I make my own covers or art for my books, plus I literally never use my own art for reference or show off my art so here ya go! I genuinely feel there aren't enough Solarball/human fanfiction, so I made my own cause I'm obsessed! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) This is my first mature book given it explains certain things in a bit too much detail- |★| RANKS |★| #1 - Planethumans #3 - ocxvarious #2 - solarsystem #3 - nonhuman #1 - planets ∅ !WARNING! ∅ • MATURE USE OF CONTENT • SIGNIFICANT USE OF CURSE WORDS • MAY HAVE SOME TRIGGERING THINGS • BULLYING • SLIGHT ABUSE OF POWER • MADE UP CHARACTERS • SLIGHT OFF PUTTING BEHAVIOR • NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME BESIDES MY OC AND ANY OTHER OC's I MAY PUT IN THIS BOOK • NONCON BEHAVIOR • SLIGHTLY DISTURBING BEHAVIOR • WARNINGS WILL BE PUT BEFORE CHAPTERS START AS A HEADS UP TO GO AHEAD AND SKIP THE CHAPTER

Zodiac signs living together by sOurcap

me: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share part of your thoughts with the rest of the Wattpad community (especially me bc I'm deff reading it) Like many this is my first book , well technically the first I chose to share because the rest need alottt of work*cringe* but yeahhh Like the title suggested this is a Zodiac related book and it consists of all of them living under one roof(que for disaster and drama) But enjoyyy Completed incorrectzodicaquotes tumblr

Bolt From The Blue || Thor x Reader x Loki by Nebulae

To put it mildly that (y/n) was struck dumb would have been an understatement. Who knows that her normal boring day could turn to a bizarre one by mere seconds. Well, trapped inside a comic's world and then met with its characters is an amazing experience, ...right? Is it? [Rated PG-13/Rated T] [EDITED] [#COWAwards2018] [#FanfictionAwards2018] * Notes : - (y/n)= your name - (m/n) = middle name - (l/n) = last name - (e/c)= eye color - (h/c)= hair color ** First published : 24 October 2017. Finished : 1 December 2017. Cover : Made by myself. (New Cover!) [Pictures credit to : Google/its rightful owners] ***

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It's You || Dream x Reader [1] by gr4yscaIe

Art in cover by; sennhah on twitter Book 1 of Past, Present, Future ---- "Don't be sorry, darling," he murmurs, fingertips trailing up your back and he lifts his head away from yours. You look up at him, now able to fully take in how he looks. He's not wearing his cloak for once and you're able to see his hair. It's longer than you expected and nothing how it looked in the second dream you had. His hair is blond but nearly white, he's got it pulled back into a ponytail, showing the undercut. And oh- Your eyes widen and your cheeks burn at the sight of his uncovered mouth. He knows you've noticed it now, and his lips are pulled into a sly smirk (You can only assume he's got a brow raised too). There's a thin scar that starts on his upper lip and goes down to his chin that's hidden by a dark stubble. If just that part of him was attractive, you could only assume the rest of him was just as attractive-maybe even more so. /Goodness, this man will be the death of me./ "Something the matter?" The rasp in his voice is enough to create a whole new type of tension in the room. Not the bad type of tension, something more... risque.

Attracted to danger by Nova100129180

"Nightmare, you got you no where to go, so I would suggest you put your weapons down and hands up, and I won't hurt you" He says, gun still pointing at me, eyes narrow but some what soft. I know that he is not scared to shoot if I didn't do as I'm told but I really didn't care if he shot me but then I remember the girl that is still behind me, that he doesn't know about. "You got to the count of three!" 'What to do, what to do, what to do!?' I say in my head "One!" 'Think! Think! Come on brain!?' "Two!" 'Come on!?....wait I know what to do...' "Three..." ~ Nova is the only dark ocean blue cat prodigy left. She acts normal in the monster/prodigy/human world. Ever since her family died. She became Nightmare, a criminal. No one knows who she is, not even her friends, but that is all going change. Come along as these friends meet and help others. (I will do a remake later on, I was going to remake this story to make it, make more sense but it was to funny because of the mess up of my younger self. So you can continue reading if you wish but good luck.) (also the last time I actually edited this book was back in September 8-9, 2019)

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Murder drones Swap AU cover

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" 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕊♡𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤! " Yan[?] Solarballs × OC cover

Zodiac signs living together cover

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I fell into the world of BNHA! (OLD AND DISCONTINUES) cover

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