No Homo
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  • Reads 2,657
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  • Parts 50
  • Time 4h 6m
Complete, First published May 11, 2020
Mature
I wrote this fanfic in 8th and 9th grade, then unpublished it for 3 years. Now I'm leaving it up. Enjoy.

Tweek Tweak was new in town because plot convenience. He moved to south park for his sophomore year after he was practically forced out of his home town. While being shown around the school by Bebe Stevens, a manipulative, popular girl, he meets Craig Tucker. Craig is introduced by Bebe as an asshole which makes Tweek intrigued. He joins Craig's crew and tries to decode Craig and Clyde's complex love/hate relationship and why everyone in South Park seems to be gay in some way. Oh yeah it's Creek. There's a lot of curse words too. And sexual jokes. I don't own the art, or South Park. If I owned South Park, I wouldn't be writing shitty fanfic.

Warnings:
There is a lot of depression, suicide, food disorder mentions, disease, death, all of that sad stuff. If you can't deal with that, then don't deal. Walk away.
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Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**
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The Adventures Of Tweek Tweak

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So 15 year old Tweek (an otaku) has started to go to school in a small town (South Park). He made a promise to his mom that he would make friends although he never thought he'd meet such weirdos. There's an expressive artist(Clyde), a gang leader(Craig), a school prostitute(Kenny), a dom/sub couple(Stan and Kyle), a gay wizard (Cartman), his cousin who wants to fuck him (Red) and the only normal person is a black kid called Token... Yeah this a rom com..... a very shitty one..... it gets better...... not really AS USAUAL I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE PICTURES ALL RIGHT GOES TO THE CREATOR Thank You Also strong language...... if that doesn't bother you then proceed