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Wattroker's Life~Ongoing
Wattroker's Life~Ongoing
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Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Aug 30, 2014
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Table of contents
Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
Annoying things On Wattpad
Thu, Dec 18, 2014
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
Thu, Dec 25, 2014
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
The Past
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
Sat, Aug 30, 2014
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
Mon, Nov 10, 2014
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Mon, Nov 10, 2014
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wed, Nov 12, 2014
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
Wattroker Awards 2014
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Wed, Dec 17, 2014
Haters (not a rant)
Sat, Dec 20, 2014
Things I Love On Wattpad
Tue, Dec 23, 2014
Do NOT Mess With ME.
Tue, Dec 23, 2014
LISTEN UP DUDOS
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Tue, Dec 30, 2014
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Tue, Dec 30, 2014
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
Tue, Dec 30, 2014
2015!!! A New Start
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
Mon, Jan 5, 2015
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Wed, Jan 7, 2015
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
Wed, Jan 7, 2015
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
Wed, Jan 7, 2015
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
Thu, Jan 8, 2015
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
Wed, Jan 14, 2015
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
Tears Of Grief.
Tue, Jan 20, 2015
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
EXPLODED BRAIN
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Perks of Being A Half/Half
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
WE WANT PEACE
Mon, Feb 2, 2015
MUSLIMS?
Mon, Feb 2, 2015
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
Wed, Feb 4, 2015
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
Thu, Dec 10, 2015
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
Sun, Feb 8, 2015
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
Sun, Feb 8, 2015
A NEW TWIST
Mon, Feb 9, 2015
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
STRENGTH
Wed, Feb 11, 2015
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
Fri, Feb 20, 2015
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
Fri, Feb 27, 2015
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
Fri, Feb 27, 2015
#NOMOREBULLYING
Tue, Mar 3, 2015
Struggles For Lazy Girls
Sat, Mar 7, 2015
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Mon, Mar 9, 2015
Greed
Sat, Mar 28, 2015
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
British Accent
Mon, May 25, 2015
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
Tue, May 26, 2015
CONFESSION
Tue, May 26, 2015
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
Wed, Jun 24, 2015
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Sat, Jun 27, 2015
Desi Problems (Again)
Tue, Jul 14, 2015
Things Only British People Understand
Sun, Jul 19, 2015
Things Only Desi Girls Understand
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
The Ultimate Mash Up
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Questions and Quite Interesting Answers
Wed, Aug 5, 2015
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Fri, Aug 7, 2015
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Fri, Sep 25, 2015
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
Fri, Oct 16, 2015
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Wed, Oct 28, 2015
Earthquake
Wed, Oct 28, 2015
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Sun, Dec 6, 2015
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Tue, Dec 29, 2015
Le Totally Valid Reason
Thu, Dec 24, 2015
Wattroker Awards 2015
Thu, Dec 24, 2015
To Succeed
Fri, Jan 1, 2016
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Fri, Jan 1, 2016
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Fri, Jan 1, 2016
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Fri, Jan 1, 2016
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Sat, Mar 5, 2016
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Sat, Mar 5, 2016
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
Fri, Mar 11, 2016
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
Fri, Mar 18, 2016
How To Pack a Suitcase
Fri, Mar 18, 2016
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Sat, Apr 16, 2016
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Sat, Apr 16, 2016
Family Outings In Britain
Fri, Apr 29, 2016
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
Fri, Apr 29, 2016
What British Muslims Really Think
Fri, Apr 29, 2016
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fri, Apr 29, 2016
Fan Logic
Sat, May 7, 2016
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
Sat, Jun 11, 2016
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Fri, Jun 17, 2016
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand
Sun, Jul 3, 2016
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