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Katt's Declasified Zombie Survival Guide

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Ever seen Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Well this ain't it. This is real life and right now, real life is zombies. At least they can't run...well not all if them... If you're reading this it means, I dropped my journal, you captured me and are going through my stuff, or the most likely.... I'm completely and utterly dead. It's not like I don't have hope or anything it's just that...well it's a real possibility. Well I guess if you're still here, I'll start my story with the rules.All Rights Reserved

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South Park High (Kyle Broflovski x Female Reader) by creativeyoungwriter1

You are a fairly popular girl at SPH, (south park high) you are friendly to everyone and given the chance, are open to making new friends. Problem is-- your parents are leaving on a business trip for a 6 months! Where will you stay? Your parents happen to be good friends of the Broflovski's and they had an extra guest bedroom to let you stay in. You thought nothing of it until you realize you will be stuck with Kyle, the smartest, most awkward, (but sweet...) kid in school! Is this a nightmare? Or will you realize Kyle wasn't the person you always assumed he was? It is up to you. ;) New chapters at least once a week! Sometimes I do more. #1 kylebroflovski - 5/21/2023 #4 vote4vote - 4/11/2023 #11 stanmarsh - 4/25/2023 #3 vote4vote - 5/11/2023 #9 stanmarsh - 5/17/2023 #1 tokenblack - 5/23/2023 #1 bebestevens - 6/12/2023 #23 southparkfanfiction - 1/17/2024

.The Living Cure Or Living Curse. by ChrisWolfblood

This world of ours was ready for anything........ Anything except for fiction to turn reality.... If you wanna live you better know how to fight and run from hoards of people........ Undead people....... Yeah, zombies are a real thing now for 3 years. I lost everything I cared about and now I'm alone in this world.... Alone.... Until I met them..... Mostly her. (G!P Y/N so yeah, don't read if you don't wanna, it will not serve real purpose in the story to know this but still warning you) (This is an old story, don't expect my current writing skills in them lol)

She's Back (Kyle Broflovski x Reader) by iknowimfabulous69

(Y/N) (L/N) moved away from her hometown South Park, Colorado when she was in the fourth grade and moved to California. Her dad had recently got his old job back in South Park, and now she's moving back. She's back, and she can't be any happier. All her friends are over the moon with excitement, but no one was happier than Kyle Broflovski. -------- -I don't own South Park or any of the characters, I just own the story. -This is my first time ever writing anything! (So sorry if it's bad) It probably will only be my only time writing anything to be honest. -Cussing and mature language will be in this story. -Characters are aged up to 17 in this story. --------

The Survival // Zombie Apocalypse Story by notbrokenjustgay

"Flight 406 do you read me, I repeat, flight 406 do you read me, over" "Arghh another boring school day, and now that crash with the toxic waiste explosion too, but I should be fine, the poisonous gas shouldn't reach here, right." "The bus ride is boring, I should already get to my stop. And my phone is dead, just perfect." "Third day in the bunker, it's been horriblely quiet, the food supply should arrive today, I don't think I can survive longer with out any..... Bwahahahah who em I fooling...." It was a ordinary life for every one but since the explosion everything has gone upside down, and only the fittest survive. TW: Horrible writing and cursing Unfinished, probably for forever

Wings | Fleeting Feathers Book 1 by ThatOneBookWorm619

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All That's Left Behind - ronance by pucmannotpacman

She spots a girl who is definitely not Max on the side of the road, surrounded by the walking dead. She could keep going, she doesn't have to help this stranger. But she stops. She supposes in Max's absence she needs someone to protect. Robin is on the hunt for Max her half sibling. When she stumbles upon a fiery brunette in search of her brother. While zombies slowly devour the world Robin and Nancy have to fight to survive. In the process falling for each other. [Set in modern day, Robin and Nancy are around 20, Max and the younger kids are around 17-18] Kinda made Robin jealous and angry purely because I'd love to see a jealous angry Robin in a zombie apocalypse. Anyway ronance <3 Trigger warning: mentions of death and gore and homophobia. Word count: 22,957

Out Of Sight -A Zombie Novel by Rose_101

Book ONE of Out Of... series •~•~• To be scared of something is to not want to be near it, or see it...or feel it. To fear something is the same thing but more intense. But to live in your nightmares, to watch them come to life every single day, month, year, is unimaginable. Terrifying, unreal. That's my life, or my new one. I live, feel, see, and breath my nightmare. Every passing minute is a fight for survival. Every single day isn't exactly life anymore. I've lost more than I can remember. I've seen hell and I've looked into the eyes of the devil. I've learned to not get attached to people because at one point, they are going to die. There is no hope There is no cure For now, there only exists the living and the dead. #450 in Virus 8/25/18 #104 in Virus 10/11/18

Nevertheless (DISCONTINUED, REWRITE IN PROGRESS) by XxJamiingxX

(DISCONTINUED. REWRITE IN PROGRESS) The year is 2050. The world has gone to hell. Everywhere you look, it's just ruins and devastation. It's so fucking stupid, how it all started. We were born like this. We can't help it. We can't help the way we were made. And yet they still hate us. They still hunt us down, beat us around, torture us. But we're done. We aren't taking it anymore. So, we're gonna take down the one who started this all. I'm gonna take down the one that started this all. I swear on Satan himself, I won't stop until you're dead, Leon. You've got a whole other hell coming for messing with me. Annabelle Blakrein, a skilled and dangerous 14 year old, is doing what she can to survive in the apocalypse, and kill the one who started it all. Kind of complicated when you have protective siblings and reckless children getting in your way and into danger. Especially her sweet little twins, who are destined for tragedy. She doesn't want her family to die, and her children to live lives of sorrow. So, she's gonna do what she can to keep them away from the world, from him. Mature for graphic violence and vulgar language LGBTQ+ main characters Abuse and r@pe mentioned (undescriptive) Psychotic children cause yes

Breakaway {Markiplier X OC & Lisbug X OC} BOOK ONE by LynneAndLuna

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It Was Always You / Style Southpark by CloudyOutsidehehe

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The Risks by EmJayRey

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Rain ( Tweek x Craig ) by bgbgbyvu

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Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

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Still Reminiscent [Discontinued] by skyfleet12z

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