Don't Blink
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Last published Tue, Jun 23, 2020
Ever since this small generation in South Park was born, things have been happening. Not just everyday normal events, but weird occurrences.
Ever since people have grown accustomed to this weird comfort. But what if someone starts to learn the truth?
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Welcome to my South Park cult AU!! I have had this idea for almost a year and since ultimately (and sadly) deciding this wasn't the plot for my comic, I am here writing it now so it can still see the world!
Trigger Warnings
:Talks/descriptions of:
- Murder
- Drugs
- Blood
- Cult like matters
Possible :
- Cannibalism
- Abuse
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Ships in story * (Ships are not the full extent! But there will be plenty 💓) *
:If uncomfortable with these I'm sorry! I understand:
- Butters x Kenny (Bunny)
- Craig x Tweek (Creek)
- Cartman x Stan x Kyle (Styleman)
- Damien x Pip (Dip)
(I welcome both style and Kyman Shippers for I am one myself! But my main ship is Styleman! :Poly:, but I wouldn't make the boys pick favorites cause that's not how poly works!)
Now that that is done, welcome, to The South Park Cult of DONT BLINK!
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