Hogwarts Burn Book

Sometimes people at Hogwarts can be so... Ugh. That's why I, Romilda Vane have come up with an idea that is totally fetch- a book containing all the gossip of Hogwarts during my years of school. A book that burns, but not like that one I found in the restricted section of the library. Aquamenti needed.

This perpetually hilarious fanfiction is a light-hearted attempt to make fun of stuff is a really stupid way. Please don't be offended.