Fantasy High But It's a Book

Please note that I do not own any of the characters, storyline, or most of the dialogue. Everything belongs to Dimension 20's Fantasy High series. This is inspired by a dnd series set in a fantasy high school with all characters beginning their freshman year. The party consists of a gay, corn-worshipping human; a half-tiefling with daddy issue;, an adopted half-orc with even more daddy issues; an (un)licensed goblin investigator; a jockey half-elf; and a high elf with major anxiety.