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Pffffft is the word for today 🤨

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The ironies of being me.
Justamum that's actually my email address!
Over the years after giving up various jobs, high paying , some of them to look after my children. I felt for years, I was Justamum.
Just some of the things, that have made me laugh or cry over the years.All Rights Reserved

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