Risotto being surrounded by stupid homo idiots (they also do crack)

Risotto being surrounded by stupid homo idiots (they also do crack)

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Parts 11

Ongoing28m

Last published Mon, Jun 15, 2020

1738ay crack crack-fic forluso formaggio

Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage

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