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Why do chemists like nitrates?

They are cheaper than day rates, that's why!

The Science Joke Book is an almanac of nerdy jokes to lighten and entertain yourself. Science is treated as a serious business, but it also provides scope for humour like no other. Tickle your gray matter as you dive into this compilation of jokes that will be sure to interest you!

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Terra Preta by ramose_xiv

In 2027, everything changes when a strange comet lights up the night sky. At first, people are just spooked, but when it crashes, the real nightmare kicks in-an alien virus starts spreading, pushing evolution into overdrive. The world goes wild as nature mutates beyond recognition, and it's revealed that this is no random disaster. It's part of a massive experiment by an alien race called the Korathians, who've been running this test for millennia, just to see how far life can evolve. And now, Earth is their latest lab. As the virus transforms creatures into monsters, humanity struggles to survive. People aren't just battling these new beasts-they're also fighting to keep hold of what makes them human. The lines between who's human and who's not blur, and everyone is caught in a game they never asked to play.

How To Destroy The Universe by SergeyFaldin

A young journalist obsessed with space is leading an ordinary life in New York. Until a mysterious man approaches him in Central Park and asks to kill a famous scientist he had just interviewed. 'Why?' 'Because he is about to destroy the entire Universe.'

The Mathematician (Book 1) by TheBibicalSinner

"I could tutor you, but I don't think you'd be able to concentrate." • • • When Cassandra Berry gets offered a shitload of money and a place at any college of her choice, just to con a man and getting pregnant with a said man, the answer seems pretty straight forward; Yes. - But Harry Xavier Devon is no mere fool. With two millennium prizes on his back and renowned around the world as the next Newton within mathematics, Harry easily sees through his brother's ploy to have a woman seduce him and get her pregnant when he himself can't have children. His brother in desperate need of an heir for his business empire, but Harry has no intentions of playing the scapegoat. Flipping the play against his brother, he pays Cassandra double the money to continue lying to his brother that they *are* having sex. He thinks he's gotten his revenge when it suddenly appears he's gotten more than he bargained for. Cassandra is no shy woman, or as previously thought, just a money-grabbing whore. Stuck in the same house together for a whole summer could prove to teach the mathematician that some things can *never* be calculated... - Especially when dealing with a (horny) woman.

Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... by PrakashNyshadham

A lazy sperm suddenly finds itself in the world, wondering why life arrived so unexpectedly without any plans for the future. This humorous sperm often says, "Life is Not a joke, Boss! But..." and then ponders what it should do to complete this thought. It believes, it arrived early to figure out its purpose. Now, it questions how life will manage its presence: Can life handle and protect me properly? Does life know how to handle it? If not, where can I find life's parents to file a complaint? Sperm: Bloody Life, Come let's start our journey... 😏 JUUYYYYIIIIIII....

MOON ☆ RICHIE TOZIER by -nickrobinsons

𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 | ❝SHE MADE THE MOON LOOK DULL, SHE KEPT THE SKY LIT EACH NIGHT.❞ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ Cassiopeia Wylie doesn't know much about horror or anything scary really, she chooses to ignore it. Of course she has fears of her own, but most of the time she acts as if it's nonexistent. Cassiopeia revolves her life around keeping this picture perfect image of herself, the girl with perfect grades, perfect hair, and the perfect life. That's what's always been expected of her, which is why, since the fourth grade, she felt infatuated by Richie Tozier. He's everything she's told not to be, and isn't. It made her wonder how he could do it all so easily, up to the way he speaks, and down to the way he acts. Which is odd to her, because she felt she needs to despise him. But instead, she spent her days in class sneaking glances at him, and getting any chance to talk to him no matter how nervous she gets. Cassiopeia tries her very hardest to hide her crush from the glasses eyed boy. That isn't the case for Richie, though his crush on the girl only started in the sixth grade, he flirts with her at any chance he's get's. Which isn't much, due to their completely separate lives. Up until something dark, a shape shifter, comes upon to the town of Derry cursing the children who once had no care in the world. ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ (extended summary inside) (strong language) (it 2017) (started: 10/28/17) (ended: 6/5/2020)

Benefactors by TwinComics

These are the Benefactors. There is no leader, there is no mascot. Although, they are a team. They used to be three police officers and an engineer. Everyday people. The world we know takes a futuristic step in 2025. There are new lab experiments that can turn a human into something more. Now they can help in ways that were never even imagined. Are you ready to race through the space-time continuum, teleport to places unknown, never miss a shot, and spread ice and lava in a matter of seconds? Let's see if they can beat the odds against the toughest enemy this team will ever face! Written by TwinComics. Alright so this is the first book I've ever written, so it's gonna be kind of bad and sloppily put together. This is what trial and error are for, am I right? Huge thank you to Kiara0357 for the support in my writing! You made it possible through your comments and votes! And thank you to pedemonti95 because well, you made me get on here in the first place. Side Note: This story was written by my brother and I when we were 14. The plotline and the characters were made completely through our own design. The point of this story was not to create a great book, but instead, it was about us having fun writing it. While the storyline is all over the place, we thought that this was a great thing that we did together and I will never, ever change that. Comments ~"Still love the beginning."~ ~"Your story is coming along really well!"~

See the Stars with You | ✓ by maiacannotwrite

**TRIGGER WARNING** "Someone tell me why I just wanna see the stars with you." 2015 I'm sorry. This probably came as a shock to you. But if you really knew me, you would've seen it coming. No one really knows me. There's not much I can do now, is there? You probably hate me now. I do, too. You'll get over it. You should also know that I am finally free. *** In a final, frantic shot at fleeing a predisposed battle, she finds herself overlooking the furious waves below. It is, at last, time to take a bow and step offstage. When she leans forward, arms wide open to embrace the only fate she can decide, she doesn't expect to survive. Fate really has a means of getting its way at the end. *** He's never been an impulsive person in general, but somehow finds himself in the water to save the absolute dimwit whom he could've sworn was on the cliff ten seconds ago. The girl isn't very grateful when she sees her newest visitor at the hospital. Strange, considering he just saved her life. Disregarding her dance around the bush, he's determined to unravel her story, to unearth the demons she sought to escape. Before he knows it, he's tangled in the wilds of her mind, having ventured way too far. Leaving it to fate to determine what would happen if he was yanked right out.

Imperfection - Man beyond man's imagination ; Novel Series . Season One. by SalmanTahir2

The Imperfection series - It is said that Human beings are one of the most perfect beings of the universe, but are they? Read how the thirst of a man of science, struggling in a word, creatures and era of science, an era at which it is the uttermost competition! An era at which science and the human brain is pushed to the last limits! Read how this man of science's thirst for science and perfection takes a completely different turn. Read how his own inventions turn against him, read how he gets rewarded, most importantly read the true moralistic aspects of humans! The projects of the man of science might have failed and the project was pushed light years away to be demolished as a fail project but was it demolished? Or did his thirst for perfection turn against him! Yet after decades the project returns to earth, as a crash land. While NASA is busy figuring out if it were aliens, this returned project awaits a surprise for humans! Note : This is a novel series, and is out in episodes. The compiled version will also be available soon.

Misadventures in Medicine, A Cautionary Tale by lauraannshukla

This story is a humorous personal account of the recent experiences of a physical therapist while hospitalized for a back injury. While funny at times, this story also deals with some serious issues plaguing our health care system today. You'll also find lots of useful tidbits of information to prepare you for your next medical encounter.

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Terra Preta

In 2027, everything changes when a strange comet lights up the night sky. At first, people are just spooked, but when it crashes, the real nightmare kicks in-an alien virus starts spreading, pushing evolution into overdrive. The world goes wild as nature mutates beyond recognition, and it's revealed that this is no random disaster. It's part of a massive experiment by an alien race called the Korathians, who've been running this test for millennia, just to see how far life can evolve. And now, Earth is their latest lab. As the virus transforms creatures into monsters, humanity struggles to survive. People aren't just battling these new beasts-they're also fighting to keep hold of what makes them human. The lines between who's human and who's not blur, and everyone is caught in a game they never asked to play.