The Science Joke Book
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Why do chemists like nitrates?
They are cheaper than day rates, that's why!
The Science Joke Book is an almanac of nerdy jokes to lighten and entertain yourself. Science is treated as a serious business, but it also provides scope for humour like no other. Tickle your gray matter as you dive into this compilation of jokes that will be sure to interest you!
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