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The Science Joke Book

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Parts 24
Time 1h 2m

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Why do chemists like nitrates?

They are cheaper than day rates, that's why!

The Science Joke Book is an almanac of nerdy jokes to lighten and entertain yourself. Science is treated as a serious business, but it also provides scope for humour like no other. Tickle your gray matter as you dive into this compilation of jokes that will be sure to interest you!

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Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... by PrakashNyshadham

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Schematic Beauty by igrokyou

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How To Destroy The Universe by SergeyFaldin

A young journalist obsessed with space is leading an ordinary life in New York. Until a mysterious man approaches him in Central Park and asks to kill a famous scientist he had just interviewed. 'Why?' 'Because he is about to destroy the entire Universe.'

supernova by -sourcherries-

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Keeping Up With Trouble by Lucky_virgo

Who knew you could get into an amusing conversation with a guy you just met at a coffee shop? Not Heather. ~~ "Why do you keep on following me?" "Because." "Because what?" "Just because." "Stupid idiot" "Do you really wanna know why?" "Will I ask you if I don't wanna know why?" "Way to go with the attitude Amore" "Just answer the damn question estùpido" "Well, keeping up with trouble is fun don't you think?" . . . "What the heck are you talking about?" ~~ With secrets and a whole different level of danger facing them, Who knew that said guy is determined to develop a special hate and love relationship with trouble itself? Not Heather, that's for sure.

My Milky Way by MikushX

Everything starts with something. You put your step forward and go on an adventure through the cosmos. Somehow along the way you meet these people that going to change you, will leave traces of theirs in your heart forever. Before you met them, the universe, you, and everything else was all different. Then there this explosion erupts in your galaxy. Stars collapse, planets disappear, all life fades away. Then, out of nowhere, a bright light appears, which transforms everything in its path. It begins to give birth to new stars, planets, comets, life, and dreams... It creates your own Milky Way... You start to see the universe in a different way. Now stars are brighter, planets are more lively, cosmos is in big harmony. This feeling you witness through your journeys makes everything valuable for you. Now travelling is more passionate, more unique and more fascinating.] The Milky Way now appears to be very amazing. This isn't the Milky Way we're used to seeing. This is the Milky Way that exists in his heart. Because he met her through the Milky Way... This is the adventure along the Milky Way. The way all travellers go through to find something meaningful, face challenges, see different species and have fun...

take a joke by koala_bearCx

this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desires

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