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The Science Joke Book

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astronomy biology chemistry craziness fun geology hilarious humor jokes laughter mathematics nerdiness newwriter nonfiction physics science scienceclass texttospeech thought-provoking

Why do chemists like nitrates?

They are cheaper than day rates, that's why!

The Science Joke Book is an almanac of nerdy jokes to lighten and entertain yourself. Science is treated as a serious business, but it also provides scope for humour like no other. Tickle your gray matter as you dive into this compilation of jokes that will be sure to interest you!

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The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016) by OfficialTPG

Imagine if you had the power of the stars in your hands and the existence of a neighbouring planet depended entirely on you and your team. . . There were four people who had powers beyond imagination. One had weaponry, one had memory, another had teleportation and the last had gatherance. It might be hard to believe, but those four were set on a journey to save a neighbouring planet. The journey might change their fate and turn things around. Would they be able to make it, or would they lose everything that they once had? What discoveries would they make, and what would they have to do with them? What would the path that they will choose be, to give up or continue? Will their lives ever be back to normal? The fate of another planet depends on this group... So read on to find out! The sequel of this story is out. If you vote for our story it would mean the world to us :-) Special thanks to our classmate who is now helping us edit grammar and provided the Corean quiz and everyone else who helped to do a part. Note: You may find some parts of the story confusing and theoretically impossible. But this is a fictional world so please understand. Thank you! The story had been recently refurbished so that it will look more organised and has the pictures now. We will start Phase 2 of our renovation process, which will edit the grammar so our story will be wonderful. Stay tuned and vote for us! Thank you fans of The Adventures Of That Particular Group! Cover made by @TheScarlettWolf (YiChen) 2000 views on 9 Aug 2016 P.S Vote us for Wattys! Type our story name then write #MyWattysChoice.

Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️ by mossfordgreen

As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly, they made us laugh. We both hope that you find them funny too.....

Jokes😁 (COMPLETE) by Joons_unshaken_hand

A book of some of the funniest jokes I have come across👌

Terra Preta by ramose_xiv

In 2027, everything changes when a strange comet lights up the night sky. At first, people are just spooked, but when it crashes, the real nightmare kicks in-an alien virus starts spreading, pushing evolution into overdrive. The world goes wild as nature mutates beyond recognition, and it's revealed that this is no random disaster. It's part of a massive experiment by an alien race called the Korathians, who've been running this test for millennia, just to see how far life can evolve. And now, Earth is their latest lab. As the virus transforms creatures into monsters, humanity struggles to survive. People aren't just battling these new beasts-they're also fighting to keep hold of what makes them human. The lines between who's human and who's not blur, and everyone is caught in a game they never asked to play.

Whispers of the Celestial Abyss by brokenwizard13

A range of short stories. including scifi, fantasy, silliness, satire, and horror...with a few twists of course. Hope you enjoy. :)

Keeping Up With Trouble by Lucky_virgo

Who knew you could get into an amusing conversation with a guy you just met at a coffee shop? Not Heather. ~~ "Why do you keep on following me?" "Because." "Because what?" "Just because." "Stupid idiot" "Do you really wanna know why?" "Will I ask you if I don't wanna know why?" "Way to go with the attitude Amore" "Just answer the damn question estùpido" "Well, keeping up with trouble is fun don't you think?" . . . "What the heck are you talking about?" ~~ With secrets and a whole different level of danger facing them, Who knew that said guy is determined to develop a special hate and love relationship with trouble itself? Not Heather, that's for sure.

The Great AP Chemistry Notes by speedlimitequalsc

Using a note-taking method that 9/10 dentists approve of, I produced an entire set of notes for the Advanced Placement Chemistry class. With these, and a video on the 3 states of matter, the test was incredibly easy (i got a 4). --- Warning: pain, anime, innuendos, excessive swag, cussing

Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... by PrakashNyshadham

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From His Perspective by LisaKeb

You might think you know human history, but you've never viewed it From His Perspective.....you like a good laugh, right? In the beginning, there was darkness and The Boss liked the darkness. He'd spent years creating the darkness. He was proud of the darkness. Unfortunately, his assistant Norbert liked to snack while working and had a very sensitive nose. Had he not been in charge of monitoring the black holes this may not have been a problem but, as it was, a violent sneeze launched a single biscuit crumb into the darkness, and it was no more. A huge explosion rocked the Factory (better known to us as Planet Earth) and, for The Boss and Norbert, the real work began - they had to deal with life. Life, as they found out, had an awful habit of not staying true to their designs, however carefully they drew up the blueprints. Suddenly, there were fish who wanted to live on the land, a dinosaur who went around killing everything it met, and then, of course, there was man - the Boss' most distinguished and regrettable invention.

take a joke by koala_bearCx

this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desires

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