Confessions of a Big Dumb Bow
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Last published Thu, Dec 11, 2014
Hullo, I am Bowin or Bow. Either name is fine. This here is *my* story. About me. Or events in my life. I don't know, I guess it's just what ever comes up. I may or may not give updates on my other stories while writing this. I originally came up with the idea to do this because I wanted to pour out my big dumb crush feelings on someone that isn't my friend. So I guess expect crush stuff too? This is going to be a pretty loose thing, like, when I'm not updating my other stories, I'll probably be doing this? Sorry about that. If there are any questions about what I write here, please just shoot me a PM and I'll probably answer it, unless I say that I'm uncomfortable with answering the question. (I'm going to look back and read this stuff and probably die from embarrassment)
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