The F*ck-It List
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 23m
Ongoing, First published Sep 29, 2012
The F*ck-It List 
aka. 
When Life Gives You Lemons, Chuck 'em Out the Window & Say "Fuck it. I'll just buy a lemonade if it's gonna take that much work." 
 
You've all heard of the Bucket List. That ridiculous set of goals that you'll never actually get around to achieving but hope that maybe because you've written them all down on a piece of paper that they'll actually count for something and you'll feel some sort of weird sense of accomplishment if you manage to cross even one of them off the list. Yeah, talk about wishful thinking. Because really, why waste time on writing down all those feeble hopes and dreams when the world is just going to rip 'em to shreds right in front of your eyes anyways, right? Fuck it.
  
Kyleigh Denver, an aspiring nurse and high school co-op student has a rather negative view on life. So when Caden Lancaster, the grandson of one of her patients, has the nerve to ask for her help to fulfill all of the things on his ailing grandfather's Bucket List, she thinks it's absolutely ludicrous. She's got her own list thank you very much and it's the exact opposite of a Bucket List. 

Except then the old fart blackmails her into it. 

"Aww, fuck it."
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