Diary of a Sad Black Woman
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Like almost every black woman on planet earth I've had my fair share of disastrous encounters with the opposite sex. This novel is a comical recollection of a series of unfortunate events that make up my love life. Join me as I reminisce over my various loves and speed bumps along the way of me finding myself in my adolescence and young adulthood. Between my travels in the UK, US, and Nigeria, you too will learn that these n***** ain't......
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