Draco proudly brags about his new pet. But what happens when Malfoy's snake starts talking to Harry? This entire story was inspired by tumblr shitpost meme made by foreverfidelitous, I was inspired and I wrote a 5 chapter fanfiction from it. that's some darn good inspiration. This was the meme: Hermione: Ugh, Did you see Draco got a pet snake? Draco: *Draco appears out of nowhere with a snake around his neck* HELLO POTTER. Have you met Merlin? He's a cobra; Father imported him from India for me Merlin the snake: *parseltongue* BISH! You're "Potter"?? this boy has been talking nostop about you for the past month. Y'all need to frick or something.