Anne Boleyn Thinks I'm a Sorcerer
29 parts Ongoing Inspired by the elegance of England and the haunting legacy of the Tudor dynasty,
this story begins with a college student who should be studying...
but is instead deep in Anne Boleyn TikTok edits at 3AM.
She isn't a historian.
Just a curious girl who fell a little too in love with
the gowns, the jewels,
and the chaotic scandals of 1500s England. Sure life back then was mabaho, messy, and unforgiving,
but damn...everyone still looked RICH
And among all the Tudor chaos,one woman stands out: Anne Boleyn.Sharp, witty, divisivethe queen who lost her head yet never lost her legend. One Christmas break,
she goes out to party with her friends-
way too many shots,laughter,and bad decisions.
Then
lagapak.
She slips, hits her head,
and goes into a coma.When she opens her eyes, she's not in the hospital. Not in her dorm. Not anywhere familiar.
She wakes inside a Tudor feast hall,
stone walls glowing under candlelight,
music echoing through the room,and everyone dressed like they stepped straight out of her TikTok feed.They catch the scent of her Strawberry Pound Cake perfume and lose their minds because no one here smells that good.
They bow
knees to the floor
and call her:
"You're Majesty."
Then she sees her.
A woman with a clever smile,
dark eyes full of fire
alive, confident, untouched by tragedy.
Anne Boleyn. In the flesh.
In this strange Tudor dreamscape,
she must navigate royal politics, dirty looks,and dirtier people (literally, walang hygiene bestie ). Now she has a choice:
Blend into the past she once adored...
or try to change history itself.
What if she saves Anne?
What if she stays?
And what if
when she wakes up...
the past feels more real than the life she left behind?
A perfume scented time warp of history, humor,
fangirl delusions,
and fate.