Watashi wa, ana- wha?

Matthew Willams is a weaboo and has always wanted to visit Japan. He spends all of his free time watching anime on subbed believing that he would be fluent in Japanese if he watched enough. But when he finally saves up enough money for a trip to Japan he realizes that he doesn't know any Japanese. Things seem hopeless for Matthew as he struggles to find his way around the streets of Tokyo. But when Matthew is trying to find his way to his hotel he bumps into someone.