Two Lions One Lamb - A SATIRE
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Last published Thu, Aug 20, 2020
Estelle Williams is your average shy straight A's girl. When she's sent to the French Les Conneries Boarding School for Magical Teens, an angel and demon compete for her heart.
Will she take the moral angelic Harry, or the bad boy demon Jacob?
She can only have one!
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This is a satirical middle finger to Wattpad.
Wattpad, although I love it, encourages the same cliche ridden romantic fantasy garbage, so much so that it spills into other genres.
Instead of condemning this infectious trash, Wattpad instead encourages it, and then when the work is taken out of the Watty petri dish and put into the real, serious, writing community it's laughed at. But that's only AFTER it gets lots of love from Wattpad.
Give me your hate. I feed on it.
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