Adopted by John Mulaney

Comedian, Actor, Former Alter Boy, Tall Child, Sassy Asian Woman.

What is it like to be adopted by the person described above and his sassy Jewish wife?

Meet Adeline... a 4 year old girl who is found by John Mulaney on the streets of New York City.

This is her story, not yours. But this story is also fiction.

You know what, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Just act like Adeline is you if you need to, alright? I'm not gonna change the entire book for you I literally spent days writing it.

I mean it's my fantasy to be adopted by John too but you don't see me throwing in Y/N's all over the place because that's not how I write alright gimme some respect.

You're probably like "you're harping on this here, author..."

I'm not mad about it, I'm a good natured woman!

I'm getting worked up about this just enjoy the book please.