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Ram "from behind, I thought you were my relative, which is why I tapped you on your shoulder, but honestly, you're much hotter"

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Two strangers meet in an unexpected battle of "who's gonna order first" at a takeaway restaurant. Their competitiveness attracted them enough attention.

A woman said, "They'd make a good pair"

The Stranger named, Tine pulled a disgusted face "Eww. I'm straight."

Tine "...."

The other stranger, who was apparently the famous 'Sarawat' replied,

"So is spaghetti until it's wet."

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No matter how twisted their stories were, one thing was straight, they were not as straight as they believed they were.