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Money, Jokes, and War (Sans x Reader)

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A young girl, Y/N, has one of the rarest soul types- -empathy. She can feel when people are having a bad day which leads her into meeting two skeletons. While one quickly takes a liking to her, the other is more suspicious than anything. Will he ever get over his suspicions for her, or will the looming war between the races get in the way?

!!! Trigger Warnings !!!
There will be cuss words scattered throughout the book as well as other triggering topics. I will be putting a warning on those chapters as well as a summary at the end of the chapters.

this is also a slow burn book, y/n isn't just thrown into everything on the first chapter, it takes a couple chapters for everything to get started. it is a sorta boring start but it really sets you up with the situation and the world. oh right, were also running at like 15-20 pages a chapter sooo. 
so yea cool thanks!

cover credit:
HJUGA208 on Picsart for the Sans art, everything else is made by me on canva lol

best rankings:
#3 in the sansxreader tag :)
#1 in the sans tag :))All Rights Reserved

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