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Money, Jokes, and War (Sans x Reader)

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Reads 27,061
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Parts 29
Time 8h 29m

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A young girl, Y/N, has one of the rarest soul types- -empathy. She can feel when people are having a bad day which leads her into meeting two skeletons. While one quickly takes a liking to her, the other is more suspicious than anything. Will he ever get over his suspicions for her, or will the looming war between the races get in the way?

!!! Trigger Warnings !!!
There will be cuss words scattered throughout the book as well as other triggering topics. I will be putting a warning on those chapters as well as a summary at the end of the chapters.

this is also a slow burn book, y/n isn't just thrown into everything on the first chapter, it takes a couple chapters for everything to get started. it is a sorta boring start but it really sets you up with the situation and the world. oh right, were also running at like 15-20 pages a chapter sooo. 
so yea cool thanks!

cover credit:
HJUGA208 on Picsart for the Sans art, everything else is made by me on canva lol

best rankings:
#3 in the sansxreader tag :)
#1 in the sans tag :))All Rights Reserved

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Colors | Chara x Papyrus by NoellaBerry

~~~ [COMPLETE] After being set free from Frisk, Chara finds herself shoved into a new life that she didn't ask for. She's cold and distant for days, void of a SOUL and seemingly proper emotions. However, there's a certain somebone who refuses to tolerate it anymore. Unlike her, he's kind and unfortunately, always around. When Chara finds herself dealing with unrecognizable feelings, he knows just how to help her. ~~~

My endless depression....•AU Sans X Depressed!reader• (Book 1 To Undersanity) by A-Many

I'm fine... (No I'm not...) I'm okay.... (I'm not okay...) put on a smile no one will see you hurting... (I'm breaking inside....) it doesn't hurt... (I'm used to it...) I'm... *crack* empty.... *crack* inside.... .... *************************************** Disclaimer: undertale-Toby Fox. Cover-Unknown. Warning: please if you are sensitive to any aduse,Gore,Depression etc, be cautious. book/plot-me

What We Hope For (Sans X Reader) ✨UNDER EDITING✨ by Grace97721

Everyone has a happy ending. If you're not happy it's not the end . . . . •°•°☆°•°• Y/n (that being you) fell into the underground at the age of 13 and found refuge inside a hidden house in the snowy forest. Fast forward 10 years later still no one knew of her existence. That all changed within the span of a year. First there was a punny skeleton, then a child with a striped sweater, then chaos. Memories of the past resurface, A romance blossoms, Drama rises, Follow y/n as she learns again what friendship, trust, fun and love is. I HOPE you're up for it. •°•°☆°•°• [Warning the story is rated for older teens as it will have: - mild profanity - creepy descriptions - violence (ranging from mild to slightly graphic) - blood - murder - trauma - genocide - suicide (only in one chapter)] _______________________________________ Specials/Extra content: ⤵️ 🎃 Part 1: Available 🎃 Part 2: Available 🎄: Available 🍳 : Available 🔪 : Available Q&A : Available 🎃 Rewrite : coming soon _____________________________ Highest rankings: #2 xreader #1 Undertale #1 Sansxreader #1 Sansxfemalereader #1 Frisk #1 Determination #1 Asgore #1 Alphys #1 Toriel #2 Papyrus #2 Flowey #2 Undyne #2 sans ______________________________________ Credit to artists for cover and any chapter artwork. All characters except for the ones I create belong to Toby Fox, creator of Undertale.

Mine (Male!Chara X Reader X Sans) by xxAnnieSan

You've been doing the same True Pacifist / Pacifist Run over and over in a place called the "Underground". Though you like the Underground, you can't help but feel weary.. Every time you [SAVE] everyone, the World just..[RESETS]... And with that, you're back at the beginning again. You just want to go home... Why won't this "Underground" let you leave? ... Well, if you can't leave... Something 'new' should happen sooner or later, right..? (You hope that something exciting or different will happen in the Underground.) (You are filled with DETERMINATION.) --- ;) ~~~Disclaimer: I don't own those (MULTIPLE) pictures used in the Cover. I just mixed them up for a spicy cover. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mash-up covers are the best. ;') (I spent up to 3 hrs mixing stuff around + editing + adding light and shadows...*Dies*) If you have a problem with the Cover, I'll change it.

Magic Humans and Monsters (Sans x Reader) by RandomChickGirl

-FIRST BOOK OF THREE- Ever since the War, magic humans have been training to kill all monsters when they escape. They've even built a special school designed for teaching young magic people how to use their powers for destruction. Y/N was a magic person, born of nonmagic parents. But Y/N is not a vicious person and does not want to hurt anyone, and is ridiculed because of this. Feeling worthless and broken, Y/N decides that if she can't follow her chosen purpose, she's better off dead. But she finds a new world to call home.

$UnderSwap Papyrus x Girl!Reader! - What is this feeling? - {DISCONTINUED} by _Daddy_Pina_Coladas_$

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Determination - G!SansxFrisk by Toasty-Writer

Frisk just wants to save monster and humankind, but does she have the determination to do everything she wants? Especially as she has now been blamed for the terrible crimes committed by her sister. G has stopped caring, but can this infuriating woman who becomes his neighbour pull him back into the world and seek for justice again. I'm so bad at descriptions :/ I'm delving headfirst into fanfiction. You guys may not like this story or even read it but I'm going to try. This is a Gsans and frisk story, there will be an attraction between them but it may be slow :P I do not own the characters or their respective AU's. I'm simply throwing my own twist into the mix hoping you like. I do not own any of the art featured in this book, they are just all amazing. Will involve some moderate language, violence and trigger warnings, hence the mature rating, I will warn at the beginning of chapter if there is a trigger warning.

The Faults in Our Souls ~ Gaster x Reader (Under editing) by _T3chn0_

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~ [COMPLETE] After being set free from Frisk, Chara finds herself shoved into a new life that she didn't ask for. She's cold and distant for days, void of a SOUL and seemingly proper emotions. However, there's a certain somebone who refuses to tolerate it anymore. Unlike her, he's kind and unfortunately, always around. When Chara finds herself dealing with unrecognizable feelings, he knows just how to help her. ~