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OnyenankeyaEkene
Ongoing, First published May 17, 2020
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To some people, the first thing that comes to mind at the hearing of the name ' AKPOS ' is a naughty, witty and a Smart ( not in a good way) kind of boy; well at least that's what the teachers and the school authorities make out of him.
Little wonder why a kid named Chinedu Nwuokeke from Brights College has been ascribed the name ' AKPOS KEKERE '. 
He was given the name ' Kekere ' because of his small stature, and the name Akpos because of his cheeky and funny behaviour.
Yet despite the clown and jester that people think he makes out of himself, Chinedu Nwuokeke, or should I say Akpos Kekere is actually SMARTER than you think! And you might be surprised to find out that he's even smarter than you. 
You don't believe me! Then why don't you read the book, ' Are you smarter than Akpos? ' and explore pages filled with jokes and hilarious short stories and trust me you'll begin to see Akpos differently.

"...For the first time I'm appreciating Akpos' intelligence"
- @ChinyereMaduagwu

HIGH RANKS:
#5 just4fun
#14 thecreativeawards
#12 lolz
#35 witty
#19 comedian
#59 laughs - JULY 8, 2020

AWARDS:
🏆  1st Place in the Musical Awards 2020 for Humour
🏆 Best Title in the Happy Doughnut Award 2020 for Short story
🏆 3rd Place in the Fairytale Awards for Short Story
🏆 3rd Place in the Charm Award 2020 for Humour
🏆3rd Place in the Bubble Tea Award 2020
🏆3rd Place in the Thriller Awards 2020
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Newton needed an apple to discover the Law of universal attraction. I needed Alex Carter to discover the attraction. Alex Carter, THE BAD BOY. Do I need to say more? Probably not, because everyone knows him. He's the typical bad boy with bad behavior, leather jacket, and that dark aura that makes almost every girl drool over him, along with the fact that he is strong, handsome, with brown hair, tattoos, and a smolder look that can set you on fire. But he's also known for fighting, dealing drugs, vandalism, and so much more that make everyone fear him. He screams Danger. He is Danger. Me, Elena, on the other hand, I'm a nerd. Do I need to say more? Well, there isn't much to say. Nobody knows me. I'm invisible. I always play it safe and follow the rules. I have two friends, and I've been bullied several times because I'm shy, awkward, clumsy, and I have good grades, attributes that don't really help in high school. Everything separates us, or so it seems, yet an irresistible attraction pulls us together. People will say 'opposites attract', but maybe we have more in common than we've thought, and that's what draws us together... Like 2 free electrons, will our encounter result in a rare, beautiful, perfect balance, or will it cause a ravaging explosion? Warning for strong language and mentions, and some steam in the chapters.... ;) _______________________________________ Ranked #1 in #TeenFiction on May 20, 2020, and June 26, 2022 Featured in Wattpad BadassReads' The Badass King reading list THE FALL AWARDS 2021 (ContemporaryLit) Winner of Ambassadors Picks in Romance WRITER'S GLORY AWARDS 1st Place Winner in Teen Fiction PHOENIX AWARDS 2019 Winner of People Review in Romance THE CUPID AWARDS VALENTINE'S EDITION Winner of Cupid's favorites THE ATLA AWARDS Winner in Romance

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