Deadpool and Thanos the race for the Infinity stones
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Prologue: The Mad Titan Thanos. The merci with the mouth Deadpool. These two have always been at odds with one another. Now the battle has begun for the Infinity Stones. For the winner reshape the universe to his image. The losers ah-
Deadpool: well let's say you don't want to be the loser here.
Narrator: hey! You can't be in here.
Deadpool: dude, I'm Deadpool I can be where every I want.
Narrator: but-
Deadpool then pushed the Narrator.
Deadpool: listen Everybody. Is going to be a genuine masterpiece. now place your bets on who's going to win. You bet either... me the glorious and beautiful red god. Or the weird purple guy that has mess up chin and has a weird movie thing where everything needs to be half. Now place your bets. And you vote for Thanos, I'll sent your high school secrets out on the internet. Got it! Now enjoy the movie.
Narrator: ah, this isn't a movie.
Deadpool: wait? it isn't? then what the hell is this?
Narrator: it a fan fiction.
Deadpool: A Fan fiction, really?! Don't you think the guy who writes this should try get it with Hollywood instead of writing on his mum's computer! Ha I'll be in my trailer.
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